Caught green handed.

I work at a retail store in the Loss Prevention department which means I sit in the back all day and watch video cameras looking for people who are trying to steal. I think it's funny what people do when they don't know they're being watched. I've seen people picking their nose like you and I've seen a lot of not so PG type stuff. I think the worst thing I've seen is a regular visitor to the store. I don't know his name but everybody calls him "Stinky." He comes in every couple of days and literally bathes in the samples/testers of cologne. He'll spray it on his hands and rub it all over himself. Then he'll shower himself with it and spray his clothes until they're so damp with the cologne that it looks like he's been sweating. No one can really come within 5 feet of him because the cologne is so overpowering.

I once saw my neighbor walking around his backyard. Then he arched his back, and acted as if he was about to squat. As he did this, I heard him rip out a loud one. I almost hit my head on the window as I quickly ducked out of view. I was laughing so hard, I was rolling on the floor. My neighbor must have heard my ruckus, because he wasn't there when I tried to look again.