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Best way's to propose........AND the best replies ...in case!!!! - I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. Reply : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do! - Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together. Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten? - Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long. Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you! - Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven. Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway? - Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again? Reply : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking! - What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle. Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine? - Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes. Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough) - You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good. Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place! - If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. Reply : So, that's your problem.. simple algebra!