Egads and Gazooks!

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I used to play a game called "who would you rather" with my younger coworkers. So, I thought I would play a version of it here. Basically, I will offer you two of the worst case scenarios, and you have to choose between them. And tell me why. Here are the questions, with my answers interlaced in bold. 1. If it came down to it, and you had to elect one of the two for president, who would it be and why: Anita Bryant or Sara Palin. What a frightening one. I would, shudder, vote Palin because she is just one notch less evil than Bryant and knows big fancy words like "surplus". Sure, she will destroy our environment, but she would do it at a less accelerated rate than Bryant. 2. If you had to do the adult with either of the two, who would it be and why? Glenn Beck or Bill O'Reilly? (Vomiting it my mouth a little at the sheer thought.) I would have to say O'Reilly, because I get very squeamish around Beck. And O'Reilly, you could probably give him some whiskey and he would shut up and leave you alone a little. Beck seems like he would act like a dog in heat, make really odd noises, and probably scents, would probably film it without your knowledge, and blog about it. 3. If you had to do either of the following, which would it be and why? Eat a deep fried human finger, or eat a live shrimp. I'd opt for cannibalism. I couldn't eat something alive and squiggling when eating it. 4. If you had to do either of the following, which would it be and why? Eat fifteen of the hottest chili peppers or eat one maggot, dead or alive. I'd have to say the chili peppers, cause I am dreadfully afraid of maggots and I don't eat animal. 5. If you had to die in either of the following ways, which would it be and why? Drown to death? Or catch fire to death? I think I would have to opt for the fire, because I think, although it would be seriously agonous, it would go quicker than drowning. Sure, its a little creepy, but, play along. And add your own questions.