Top 10 Reasons to Date a Golfer
@speedlover1994 (217)
United States
December 7, 2009 7:21pm CST
I'm a die-hard golfer, and I just saw this and thought I should post it for the world to see. This is the top 10 reasons to date a goler:
1. We know to always wear a glove
2. We know when to get it up, and when to get it down.
3. We have big clubs
4. We can hit it right down the middle
5. We always have clean balls
6. Our shafts are extra stiff
7. We can do it all day long
8. We do twosomes, threesomes, and even foursomes regularly
9. We know how to put it in the hole
10. 69 is ALWAYS good :)
Let me know if you have anymore for golf or any other sport. Cheers!
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@jewels49 (1776)
• United States
8 Dec 09
I think I will stick with Truck drivers..They never retire. They just get a new peterbuilt.
The fact that golfers need to balance their ball on a small stake driven in the ground has always bothered me.
Years ago Bill Cosby did this whole album about the golf game. It was hilarious with the double talk. Not nasty but naughty When I was a kid our parents would listen to it when they thought we were asleep, it was years before I understood what they thought was so funny.
