What's your feelings on bathroom duties?

OMG Opal I swear you are my twin sister! That's the same here. My boyfriend is the same way. He gets in there and forget it. You wont see him until hours later. I have literally had to knock and ask if he was okay. LMAO. Well you never know. dl

Now that we're in agreement sis, If asked I am going to say yes I am a twin. lol dl

Hey dl! That's exactly how I felt when I was reading your discussion! So, it is a pleasure to be your twin! I only wish more people thought like we do and weren't afraid to pitch just because!

LMAO!! Glad I could help!! Got a good book you've been wanting to read and haven't got the time?! Don't forget a couple scented candles! You could always yell through the door and say that you'll be out in a few minutes and that it smells in there so they might want to wait. (technically telling them that it smells in there, wouldn't be a lie with the candles in there!)

Sounds like my house. I actually ask if anyone needs the bathroom. The minute I get in there I hear "MOM I need to go". I really never thought about the bathroom being a place for quiet, me time. I do now! Thanks to you Mzz. I may have to escape to the bathroom for a little "ME" time. LMAO dl

Dag 25 minutes? If I did that I would have my daughters and my dogs beating the door down. lol. I even shower and do the "girly" thing fast. I dont like to waste time. I am one of those people that do what I have to do and when all is done I relax. I think Im just weird. dl

OMG I can stop laughing sulsisels! Its the same here at my house. Only My husband falls asleep sitting up on the side of the bed. When I wake him up and tell him to go to bed he yells at me and tells me to let him be. So you know what I do. Now if he falls asleep anywhere I LEAVE HIM THERE! That's what he gets. We too have dogs and they are just as bad. My dog falls asleep going to bathroom on the paper. Yes, girlfriend the paper. The whole family is crazy! Im telling you the truth. Sometimes I think this is a cruel joke someone is playing on me! Help! If You find a solution to the lunacy, please pass it along. You know what Im going to do? The next time he falls asleep anywhere but the bed I am going to put make up on him or some other crazy thing. Then I will take a picture. When I do I am going to show you. Seriously. Happy Husbands dl

Hi dl..well, again, you are not alone. My husband can fall asleep at the drop of a hat, and does. One minute he'll be talking to me, next minute, snoring..Just a few days ago, he was doing something at the kitchen sink with the water running. I was in the office and heard the water running and running and running. I get up to investigate and there he is, sound asleep standing up but leaning forward so much that his forehead was actually resting on the water spickett and the little round logo on the thing that says "Keystone" embedded on his head!! I woke him up, screamed, "Jim" and he says, "What,,,I was just thinking about something"!!! Yeah, right, you were thinking about something allright!! I thought, "You better think about how stupid you look with that thing on your forehead!! My whole house is nuts too..My little Irish Setter chases her tail for 15 straight minutes and my Bijon "Lambchop" sits in the window waiting for someone to go by so that he can scare the shxx out of them barking. They don't see him there and as they are passing by, he waits until just the right moment and barks like a crazy dog and the person or persons jump a mile as they were not expecting it. He (the dog) thinks this is very funny and does it in the car too. He hides in the back seat, just waiting for someone to dare come near the car then BAM,,attacks the window. He is all of 3 lbs and I think has that little dog syndrome where they think they are or want to be a big dog. Its a good idea you have about leaving your husband wherever he falls asleep,,I've been doing that for years. I could, as you suggest, dress my husband up while sleeping too, he'd never wake up..In fact I really like the idea and am going to think up something good to do to him!! His son once was shaving his head for him and shaved in a lightening bolt in the back where he couldn't see it..When he went to work that night, (he drives a tanker) he went to the yard to pick up his rig and the other guys were saying, "Hey Jim,,Nice lightening bolt"!! He had no idea what they were talking about until later that night when one of the girls at a gas station he delivers too mentioned it and he then went and looked in mirror..His son and wife and I laughed for days..It was so funny and the only thing we missed was the look on his face when he finally saw it. He came home the next morning and wanted to kill his kid!! Jim just isn't the lightening bolt in the hair type which is what made it so funny..Anyway, from one crazy house to another, Merry Christmas and have a great, safe, happy healthy new year...J

Hey Mr. Kennedy! Its one thing to be in and out but its another to rush. Be very careful when your doing your business. Sometimes rushing to get things done can be detrimental to your health. OMG I sound like my grandmother! That woman was a viper when it came to bm's. If she didnt go at least once a day she was at the emergency room. lol. I am in the medical field my friend and I know how busy life can be. Please try to take some "me" time for yourself so that your body can catch up.Have a happy healthy holiday my friend. dl

Danish why is it that men are so annoying. Here you are trying to get back to movie night with your family and he has to tell you about his ex-wife and yell at you? Mine is the same as far as yelling. He takes forever in the bathroom and I hate if I am getting dressed to go somewhere and he's in there. Especially if I need my hairspray or something out of there while he's in there. You must get so tired of having him refer to things about his ex wife. That's why she is ex because they annoyed him so. Men dont think. You know what I would do so that nothing gets pulled into a big argument.When he mentions the ex mention yours. See how he likes it. You guys are creating a new chapter in your lives. No need to remember the past. That's why its the past. Hang tough girlfriend! You are not alone. dl

i guess what people do in the bathroom for so long will go down in history as another unsolved mystery. lol If they have to use their bathroom time as their quiet time, I must wonder what's going on in that house or how many kids they have? sorry but I will never understand it. I have asked my husband and he says he is taking care of his daily duties. Okay. So you SH*T, SHOWER, AND SHAVE. You know what's worse? He smokes while he's in there. After he comes out the bathroom is hot, steamy, and smells like smoke. YUK! Leave to my man. lol Happy MyLotting and Have a nice holiday. dl

You have me laughing so hard Bill! You're so funny! I would go over my godmother's house when I was little and I would see all these magazines in a rack in the bathroom. I never understood what they were there for. I used to think it was so my aunt could get makeup tips when she was putting on her makeup.lol Then there was this family across the street from my grandmother and I used to play with their daughter. Their father would always ask for the yellow pages when he was going into the bathroom. I thought he liked to read them. Come to find out he wiped his A** with them. What a pig. After I told my mom she never let me go over there again. lol. I, too am in and out. I dont need to be in there any longer than I have to. dl

Yellow Pages! That is a bit weird. I have have to admit here that I have done this once. But it was out of desperation when I was at a friends house that he had just moved into that day and there was no paper in there yet and the first thing I could find was the Yellow Pages! Not something that I would ever choose to use frequently!

I have two daughters so I definitely know that scenario. Between the shower, the makeup and hair. Oh and the latest..... Taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror. I thought it was just my kids but the other day I was on facebook and saw that others were doing it too. The look in the mirror and take the picture. These kids are ingenious! Next thing they'll want to eat in there! Happy Holidays. dl