if you were going to take over the world you would. . .

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i have two plans one is very syfy and the other is vague and would rely on gratitude. the first would be to create an army of perfect soldiers which in the case of my mind would be dragonish people so i suppose reptile demons? the appearance would be to scare as well as to have uses like self armor and good sense of smell things like that. and have them be subservient to someone to whom they have been impressed for my purposes me of course. the slightly more plausible one would somehow involve good food and drugs provided to the starving nations who breed great warriors and gratitude for such making them into an army for my cause. i promise you i am indeed crazy but i'm not cruel if i took over the world it would be simply to save the people from themselves not to rule them. and this discussion is all in good fun anyway :) so what kind of crazy plan would you set into motion to be ruler of the world and would you be ethical or insane dictator?