funny jokes
By bhawanee
@bhawanee (174)
India
December 16, 2009 9:53am CST
Hi every one. I am very much interested in funny jokes. Here is one joke that is a discussion between a Teacher and Student.
Teacher: Joy, tell me one simple sentence.
Joy: Yes teacher, Me slept with Daddy last night.
Teacher: No Joy, It is I slept with daddy last night.
Joy: What Teacher? After me getting asleep you slept with my daddy.
If you have any such jokes please share with me and add me to your friends list.
6 responses
@surekharathi (14146)
• India
2 Jan 12
Hahah..nice joke but I think joke is not allowed in mylot so I cant write here. But really I am laughing after reading your jokes thanks for sharing it.
@neel_ahuja (125)
• India
4 Jan 12
is it really that jokes are not allowed at my lot. can you tell me where it is written so that i can confirm on the issue.and if it is so ,than why has my lot created an interest(category) called jokes.
by the way,happy new year.
@smileonstar (4007)
• United States
16 Dec 09
Hahhaha... lolz. you got a good one here. well, I can't think of anything but here is the real one.
Couple weeks ago, I went to work with my kid(she is 21months old) and then this couple came in and order some donuts and coffee. They were so sweet, they kissed and laughed and hugged. So, after they got the order... my kid started to do something that made me scream, I said (STOP IT) while they were about to Kiss again... and I continued(DON'T DO IT) HAHHAHA.... the guy looked at me and was about to ask WHAT? but I started first... I said, (I'm sorry, I said to my kid... hahhaha) and they started to laugh.
@sirulrike034 (166)
• Philippines
31 Jul 11
Hahaha, it tickles my brain. Stundent Joy is really funny. Thanks much bhawanee, more funny jokes please. n_n
@neel_ahuja (125)
• India
30 Dec 11
lol..a good one it was.here is one of my good jokes:
women are like net virus,
they enter your life,
scan your pockets,
transfer money,
edit your mind,
download their problems,
delete your smile
and hang you forever.