Weirdest Christmas present?

The weirdest present I have ever recieved was a tacky Christmas decoration to hang on the tree of a bear holding a plague with my name. This was from my own mother who normally has a good idea of what I like and don't like. The other daft thing about this is she knows how I am about Christmas decorations and that everything has to be part of a colour scheme and I do not like things that have your name emblazzed across it or other daft things like 'Baby's First Christmas'.