Let's all join the jihad.

@thea09 (18305)
Greece
January 3, 2010 10:34am CST
DISCLAIMER: This is in pe for fun and satire. It is not advocating terrorism, just looking at the funny side. If you can't take a joke your response will be this Last night a Greek friend was telling me about his friends run in with a jihad meeting in neighbouring Turkey. By mistake he wandered into one and despite looking Greek and wearing a visible cross he was welcomed in with open arms and given a free teatowel like head dress as styled by terrorists. He had a bit of fun and was told to keep the head dress, and then caused raised eyebrows when out of the neighbourhood by wearing it in public. Anyway the Turks weren't real terrorists and fun was had by all. So have you or anyone you know inadvertently wandered into one or amongst one of these extremist gatherings, Klu Klux Clan, BNP, Obama's mountain cave, protest meeting?
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@ElicBxn (63638)
• United States
4 Jan 10
Not exactly, but I was shopping one day and came across some ladies bemoaning the fact that a holiday in Texas, Confederate Hero's Day was that year landing on MLK's birthday and how the "Grand High Wizard" or some other notable KKK beebob was going to be parading or something in town. I left the store (oh, they paid no attention to be because I wasn't black) and told everyone I know about what I had heard. I don't know if the store is still there, but since it was a needlepoint store, when ever I've been in other craft type stores I've warned people away from there.
@ElicBxn (63638)
• United States
4 Jan 10
no, they figured I probably supported them because I was white - I kept my mouth shut so not to reveal my "yankee" accent - and yes, they were in support of the KKK - if I had been black, they'd've been watching to make sure I didn't steal from them - remember, they think all blacks are thieves.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
4 Jan 10
Hi Elic, you rather confused me there actually. The store was in favour of the klan marching I take it, but do you mean they were saying that in front of black people as if they didn't count or something?
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
4 Jan 10
Elic, are you describing something from years back or do they still carry on like that now? I never associated that with Texas in my mind, I thought it was more of a real deep South thing, or is Texas considered part of that?
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
3 Jan 10
Well no I haven't, but I do have a Ku Klux Clan story of sorts. Back in the 1960's my mom made Halloween costumes for us from old sheet. They were striped sheet and yes, she made them into KKK costumes. She put large letters on the front that said KKK? . Everybody who saw us laughed. Now I'm pretty sure they would all cringe. I know I would...
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
3 Jan 10
probably true but people are too afraid!
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
3 Jan 10
I think that's one big divide of over the pond, we've been used to it longer with all the IRA threats and other stuff so tend to joke about it more to defuse it.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
4 Jan 10
We've been very sheltered here. Big dramatic sigh...
@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
4 Jan 10
There was this one night, I can't remember when, and a group of guys were wearing hoods, and all were black. I thought I was going to encounter a Klu Klux Clan or something, but apparently they were not. They were party-goers, sheesh! LOL.. close brush there.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
4 Jan 10
Hi Zed, the Clan wear white not black. Now over in the UK I think anyone with a hood is considered dodgy these days.
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@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
5 Jan 10
LOL.. oops. I've never seen a real life one before. But you are right; hoods are just out. Unless they are rappers, that's a different thing, ha..
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
5 Jan 10
@mentalward (14690)
• United States
3 Jan 10
Uh, not exactly but a friend and I did wander into something we wished we hadn't. I was out with a female friend of mine one night, you know, pre-marriage, pre-kids, time to just have fun. We were bar hopping, having a grand old time, until... We mistakenly wandered into a gay bar. Oh, the looks we got!!! I'm sure you've seen the scenario where someone walks into a loud place with music playing, then all of a sudden ALL the noise stops and you can hear a pin drop? Well, that's EXACTLY how it was! LOL Okay, the music didn't stop playing because it was a juke box but ALL conversation stopped the moment we were noticed. All the heads were turned to us. I'm sure you can imagine the looks on our faces. We slowly backed up toward the door and got out of there as fast as we could. It's a memory I hope I never forget. What a night that was!
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
3 Jan 10
Hi Marti, I can't believe you just left, assuming it was a male one, those places must be huge fun and you don't need to worry about someone trying to pick you up at the same time. I was already to go to one with a gay male friend I worked with years ago but it never materialised, think he had one of his little tiffs at the time or something, and now its a lost chance as we don't have any here.
@mentalward (14690)
• United States
3 Jan 10
We would have stayed if it hadn't been for those looks we were getting! They weren't curious looks. They seemed to say, "What are YOU doing here? This is OUR place!" No, they weren't very welcoming looks. Geez, they could have at LEAST told us where the closest lesbian bar was but all they did was stare and glare.
@Torunn (8607)
• Norway
4 Jan 10
That's a weird reaction. Apparantly, when girls/women go to the gay bar here, noone minds as they're no competition to eachother either way :-)
@vandana7 (100526)
• India
4 Jan 10
Hi thea, sometime ago I did start a discussion about a man whose party didn't fare well in elections demanding a separate state by fasting the Gandhian way. :) I also mentioned students turning violent, destroying public properties. Well, I was told by some wise person in that discussion that we needed better laws! How true! The government bent its knees and is now confused what to do, because there is ample opposition as well to that move. :) I dont know what will be our fate. You might as well find my name in some obituary column if things get worse from here. :) And my assignments have started. :( I cant come as often as I would like to. :)
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
4 Jan 10
Hi Vandana, your discussion was a serious one, this is labelled with a disclaimer and sitting in pe. Good luck with your sciences.
@vandana7 (100526)
• India
4 Jan 10
Oh! You really thought I was serious about my name in obituary column. LOL. :) As of now the situation is amusing because we cant say yes, nor can we say no to formation of the new state. And this impasse will last for a real long time as the central government also seems to find it quite amusing. :)
• United States
5 Jan 10
Hi Thea, I am going to join the group of individuals that happened into a "gay" bar. I was in Key West and I knew the bar was of that persuasion but usually they are the most fun and for reasons you wrote, no one hits on me and I dance my head off as badly as possible and it is incredible fun! But I have to admit there was a bit of a situation that happened that left me completely baffled. Well-armed with the liqueur backbone, I ventured up on this stage that had others dancing wildly. So at first I was welcomed and included but after a few minutes one of the woman/man person grabbed my arm and led me to the steps and pointed for me to get off. Which I did very obligingly having no idea what transgression I had inadvertently done. I stood with my straight male friend (who was having some issues but handling it all very well) and he asked what happen? I truly had no idea and so my friend went up to the woman/man and asked why she/he booted me off the stage and she/he said it was because I was a woman. Oh, well that transgression isn't an easy one to rectify so I stayed off the stage. I guess they let me up there at first because they thought I was a guy dressed as a woman and then they realized that I was a woman dressed as a woman, I had to go. There was a moment of terror when the woman/man grabbed my arm but I wouldn't go as far as to say that person was a terrorist (smile).
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
5 Jan 10
Hi lina, as always you tell it so well. I was laughing at the thought of someone thinking you could be a man dressed as a woman but let them down by not being. I have to say you're a dark horse though, I didn't imagine you as the getting up on the stage to dance around wildly kind.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
5 Jan 10
I hear you loud and clear Lina.
• United States
5 Jan 10
Thea, as I mentioned, I was well-into licquor induced bravery or idiocy whichever one wants to use as they witnessed to the occurrence. You are correct that on any other normal day, there would be no venturing on stage of any sort for any reasons!
• United States
6 Jan 10
the bus terminal in atlanta georgia came close enough for me. i went through in the 80's,and every group with pamplets was in there handing them out. i have to say the hare krishnas seemed a happy people tho.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
6 Jan 10
Good one ScarletWonder why the jihasists don't start off with a pamphlet run to make themselves more popular.
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@xfahctor (14118)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
4 Jan 10
Well, does walking in on some a few little girls in my apartment comlex durring one their boy hater meetings count? (they were having it on my porch). It was kinda scary.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
4 Jan 10
That one doesn't count at all X. Scared of little girls indeed.
@Harley009 (1416)
• India
4 Jan 10
hehe.. I never been. I don't know where extremists gather as well. who knows who are extremists? when somewhere explores and somebody get killed people realize anti social elements and terrorists are there, finally they get escaped an get blame to somebody else or some religions especially 'Islam' and label it as 'Jihad'! Jihad means striving, Whoever strive to keep morality or to do good for him or society in the right way is called Jihad, it is not holy war or war or killing. So I used to be a participant of Jihad gatherings as I mentioned above. Some people wear a head cover, some don't, some use cap some use turban, some use towel, some ladies cover whole head, some cover only hair. It doesn't matter much. Peace.
@Harley009 (1416)
• India
6 Jan 10
I know you meant joke, and probably you think my response is like. But if you use it for Joke or not, Jihad doesn't means terrorism or killing innocent people or a bad dogma. That is what I wanted to clear.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
4 Jan 10
Perchance you didn't read the disclaimer here.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
3 Jan 10
I'd have to kill you if I told you so I'll tell you something else instead. In WW2 a man that I met was a British tank driver in the desert. One night, in a sand storm they drove straight through the German lines and a german sentry even pointed them onto the right road! Lucky or what?!
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
3 Jan 10
Good to hear we've got a trained assassin on board if we need one. I'm sure out in the desert there was a lot of confusion who was on whose side anyway.
@mommyboo (13174)
• United States
4 Jan 10
Hmmm... well, no terrorists or political town meetings where people thought I was 'one of them', but I have been in a gay bar. It wasn't really bad at all, I was there with a male friend (who wasn't gay) but this woman walked up to me who WAS... and that wasn't something I enjoyed at all.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
4 Jan 10
Hi mommyboo, you're the second one in a gay bar and I always thought they'd be such fun to go to, but I was thinking of the male ones. We don't have any of those out here I'm afraid as if people are they keep it under wraps for some reason, it's probably more open in the big cities.
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
6 Jan 10
Can’t say I know anyone who has ended up in any secret extremist meeting...Nope, I have not had such an experience before, aside from the time I was in a club and wandered into the men’s toilets by mistake and walked through the foyer right to the urinals where all these gentlemen were going about their business! I was eighteen and naïve and that experience was extreme at the time!
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
6 Jan 10
Hi Paula, you never know at all, that could have been an extremist meeting that you wandered into at the urinals. In Tunisia the toilets were like that, if you wanted the ladies they'd placed them inside the same room as those things, most offputting.
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@anklesmash (1412)
3 Jan 10
i think we need to laugh about these things more as it is the only to fight the fear
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
3 Jan 10
Hi ankelsmash, acute observation there and exactly what I'm trying to get at.
• United States
3 Jan 10
LMAO @ "Obama's mountian cave"! Neihter I nor anyone I know has ever run into any of those clandestine meetings, not by accident and not on purpose, but I suppose it would make a funny story if they ever did! Happy New Year, Thea!
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
3 Jan 10
Hi Kitty, a second one to spot the deliberat error. Happy new year to you too.
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@zandi458 (28102)
• Malaysia
3 Jan 10
Not that I know of. Mention Jihad and it will bring shivers down the spines of peace loving people. A holy war propagated by extremists to earn them one way ticket to heaven. Islam is the most misunderstood religion and jihad had created more confusion and fear to the world population.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
3 Jan 10
Hi zandi, yes I understand that about jihad but I was trying to show the light side of it and the irony of Turks inviting Greeks to join in their jihad rollickings. I would take issue with one point you make though on a serious note, those extremists who tend to propogate jihad are actually advocating that others, not themselves, be the ones to take a one way ticket.
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Oct 15
I was in a gay bar with some sociologists who were too "hip" for the straight bars (though most were straight). When a gay dude offered to buy me a drink, I had to tell him I was straight. He said that's OK, so I let him buy me a drink, and we had a good conversation.