Did I Buy That?

@p1kef1sh (45681)
January 7, 2010 6:49am CST
I was having a bit of a clear out today and found an adult male THONG that I presume is mine (I'm adult size with the mind of a 12 year old boy). It has never been worn and is still in it's packaging. I'm not a thong wearer so wonder how it came to be here. Have you ever found any unusual underwear?
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 10
Lol P1ke sure you did not buy it to go with your Bra that time, then changed your mind on wearing it Or the Boss could have bought you it for Christmas and forgot to give it to you You just never know
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
11 Jan 10
I am quite sure that I didn't buy it to go with the bra. I'd have bought a lacy piece for that! LOL. Neither of us know where it came from, but it's definitely here!
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@sweetie1026 (1718)
• Philippines
8 Jan 10
I saw the picture of the thong P1key and i think its awesome but i agree it is quite big. Never found any unusual underwear during my clear out though, i wish i did. That is a bit of a puzzle huh, wondering where it came from.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
8 Jan 10
I've stopped wondering now Sweetie. It's here and that's the end of it. I might try it on just for the fun of it. Looks very uncomfortable though.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
8 Jan 10
Sweetie. I am shocked! LOL.
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• Philippines
8 Jan 10
I love that, will you let us see how it looks on you?
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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
10 Jan 10
Maybe it was a stocking filler from the boss and you missed it or have forgotten the episode? Think of the lost opportunities mate!
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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
10 Jan 10
Of course, we'll all be eagerly awaiting those happy photos. (See cheesy grin in avatar).
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Jan 10
She denies all knowledge. It's too cold here to wear it right now - maybe in the summer. It can be my British Borat look!
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7 Jan 10
I think this is why I never have a clear out - scared of what I could find lol Who knows how long the thong has been hiding away for!!?? Maybe it was bought for someone as a joke but they never recieved it?? I have never found unusual underwear...sell it on eBay lol
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
I wonder if p1kelet bought it for me as a joke once. I remember that she went through a whole "thongs as presents" period. How's the bump?
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7 Jan 10
Hmmm....a mystery lol Bump is fine, getting to big to sleep with now. Keep tossing from one side to the other, just over 4 weeks to go....hopefully!!! Boyfriend reckons it will be early!!!! As long as he has made the furniture before baby is here, I dont mind. He started the chest of drawers yesterday, is going to tackle the wardrobe tomorrow!!!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
"Made" as in flat pack or as in "Here's a tree trunk"?!
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@bhanusb (5709)
• India
9 Jan 10
Keep it as a show peace.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
9 Jan 10
But who to show eh? LOL.
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@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
12 Jan 10
Or a Cod Piece!
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@suzzy3 (8341)
10 Jan 10
I have never found anything like that.Sometimes young boys do silly things and dare one another.Don't worry just throw it away.put it down to experience or someone is having a joke with you.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Jan 10
I'm in love. It's ages since I was called a young boy. "A silly man" often, but at nearly 52 I thought that was all behind me! LOL.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
11 Jan 10
I'll just get a coffee and then I'm all ears............
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@suzzy3 (8341)
10 Jan 10
Keep the faith you are fine.You are the same age as me ,and beleave me I do some things I wish I had'nt.
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• Canada
12 Jan 10
I usually make sure to check out what I am buying before I buy it. No surprises for me, and if there was to be something new, I'd be sure to return it to the store, because it wouldn't be what i was looking for when I went. Also, I usually ask the clerks for exactly what I'm looking for and have them find it.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
12 Jan 10
You sound very organised. I am only organised about work! LOL.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jan 10
I didn't know that thongs grew up or that they had genders? Unusual underwear, hm. Well there were the mistletoe boxers that I found years and years ago in a store somewhere. But I knew where they came from....
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
If they were all nylony and lacy I'd say that they were feminine. But these are white cotton with the English flag on them so I presume that they're masculine. But maybe they're all unisex.
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@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
12 Jan 10
Bwahahaahaa - I'm sure you'd remember if you'd purchased it yourself, P1key. More liekly someone gave it to you as a 'novelty gift' at some stage and you've forgotten. I've never personally found any unusual knickers in my own drawer (or my husband's), but our neighbour came over a few years ago with a handful of ladies' underwear which he presumed were mine or one of my daughters, which he'd found in the bottom of his garden. None of them were ours - so I can only imagine there was some kind of kinky bowerbird at work down there! Mind you, I'm not sure the neighbour was convinced by my protestations!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
12 Jan 10
LOL. That's wonderful. I have an image now of the ladies of Casa Guy all nipping down to the bottom of the garden and throwing their knickers over the fence. Your neighbour's not Tom Jones by any chance?!
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@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
12 Jan 10
DEFINITELY not Tom Jones - not even in the vicinity! Think Benny Hill - but not as attractive. He was almost slobbering on the vile undergarments (four or five pairs of them!) It will forever be a mystery as to their provenance, but I can be absolutely sure they were not thrown there by someone who fancied my neighbour!
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@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
8 Jan 10
Hey p1key! You don't remember buying that thong? Are you sure you don't? Maybe the Boss bought it for you and stuck it into your dresser? Why don't you ask her?lol Maybe you just decided in one of your "younger moments" that you wanted to try one and see how it felt? I guess you will really have to put that "thinking cap" on P1key! Either that or do you think that the Boss has been looking for entertainment elsewhere? (I certainly hope so!) If so, you know where to find me, you sexy Brit! I will be waiting right here in NY for you!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
8 Jan 10
Now I'm blushing Opal. I'm such an innocent! LOL.
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• United States
7 Jan 10
*LOL* Perhaps you bought it in anticipation of some of your friends dares? Never found any unusual underwear but, I have found strangers' underwear in my laundry basket before. I can only assume that since I was using a laundromat, the underwear were already in the dryer before I threw my stuff in there.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
Perhaps. You know what my friends are like! I am sure that your laundromat excuse is the sound one!!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
How weird Bo. Not your size then? LOL.
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• United States
7 Jan 10
We did get a package in the mail once. It was not addressed to anyone in particular. It just had our address and the sender's address on it. When I opened it, there was a panty and bra in it. They were not new but, it did look like they had been washed and ironed and very neatly folded.(Who does that, iron underwear?) We thought it might have been a friend playing a joke. The address wasn't one I recognized but, the persons we suspected could have gotten a friend of theirs to send them.
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
7 Jan 10
Musta been a heck of a good day...the day you bought those and don't remember. Or, did some one buy those for as a Valentines gift? Maybe you better put those back where you found them, and act surprised if you open them up.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
I honestly don't recall ever seeing them before. But they are there (response 5) and they are my size!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
Don't you just hate nightmares.......... LOL.
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
7 Jan 10
Hmmmm....conical bra, the 'ex marks the spot' thong, heels and a blue masked face....I just don't think I'm gonna be able to sleep tonight...
• United States
7 Jan 10
As I am a female and did go through a thong wearing phase... I can say that I have gone through clear out days and found a bag or two from stores from shopping and come across underwear that I have bought that I found on sale and never wore... but finding thongs for me is not an unusual thing. I seriously hope you find out it was a joke gift, as it would be one of those mysterious puzzles as to how you got it in the first place!! Happy Mylotting!!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
See no 5 Annie.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
It makes me wonder. However, having my most sensitive part draped in the English flag would make me very patriotic! The thong is the English flag.
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• Canada
7 Jan 10
The english flag?! Awesome! How about you model it for us? Huh? Pretty please?
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@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
7 Jan 10
A few years back, my oldest daughter was still living at home, and we managed to mix our laundry...I came across a pair of boys tighty whitey's. I was stumped, cuz we didn't have any boys staying with us @ that time. Daughter comes down, sees my puzzled look and starts laughing. I must have missed the fashionista training, here GIRLS were wearing boys undies with their low rise jeans, so the top band hung out, that way everyone could see the designers name on the undies. freaks. lol.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
P1kelet used to wear "boy boxers" for girls. Fortunately she's a lot slimmer than me so there was no confusion.
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
7 Jan 10
Oh..la..la.. Maybe it was a Valentine gift that just never got worn? I know that my husband has about 3 pairs of animal print bikini brief underwear that I got him a few years ago and he hasn't worn them yet.. and I guess he won't be anytime soon..lol but I had hopes..lol he won't wear boxers either and he has a few pairs of those cute printed ones as well..that he won't wear that are still new with tags..
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
7 Jan 10
I would love him to start wearing boxers.. I find that they are sexier on a man then the briefs..and when they are patterned ones...they aren't dull at all...
@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
I'm a boxer boy. I read somewhere that they allowed the air to circulate and that sounded good to me. LOL.
@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
8 Jan 10
LOL p1ke...I bet it was a long-forgotten b-day or Christmas present from a friend as a prank. Never have I found anything unusual in underwear in my drawer.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
8 Jan 10
The Boss thought that it was hysterical and denies that she bought it - thank goodness or I'd never hear the end of it!
@littleowl (7157)
27 Jan 10
Hi p1ke, Fortunatley I haven't found any unusual underwear in my drawers, I know what I do have though when having a clearout sometimes I might surprise myself on what I do have! lol Hugs LoLo
@littleowl (7157)
27 Jan 10
Hi pike, If I end up needing you thong I shall be calling you!! hugs LoLo xx
@p1kef1sh (45681)
27 Jan 10
I had a female friend who once cleared out all her old underwear. A fox got into her rubbish bags and her knickers were strewn all over the road. She was very embarrassed. We supported her by laughing our heads off! Anytime that you want to borrow my thing just let me know. It's not been worn - yet! XXXX
@p1kef1sh (45681)
27 Jan 10
My thong of course - not my thing. You can borrow that too but don't tell anybody! LOL.
• Canada
7 Jan 10
I'll betcha that one of us mylotters mailed it to you as a gift, and asked you to model it for us, shortly after your conical bra you showed off for us. My guess, NOVA! The doll. HUGS XXXXX
@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Jan 10
England's Finest. - My thong.
Not Nova I'm sure of that. But they are there all the same. I got the carpet to model them. See photo. LOL.
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@saundyl (9783)
• Canada
22 Jan 10
A time or two...and upon thinking i think yeah i remember that my sister got it for me as a joke or...i thought it was super cute at one point and was trying to make it my goal to fit it!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
22 Jan 10
My appetite is whetted now. What was IT! A girl thong perhaps?
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@saundyl (9783)
• Canada
22 Jan 10
Yes they are girlie thongs! with fancy bits of lace and stuff.