It's Hard To Shoot Pee In The Morning

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Women never have this problem, they just sit and everything goes in. But for guys, shooting your pee inside the bowl takes careful precision, especially in the morning. It is hard to shoot pee in the morning. The problem is that it is HARD. The stream of pee always shoots upward. You can't bend it, it will hurt like hell while peeing. The only thing you can do is to bow down and get your tool pointing at the right angle and holding that position. This too can be a problem as morning pees can last forever. So keeping that position for a whole minute while still groggy from waking up and calculating the trajectory of the pee as it slowly dies down requires careful attention. Women don't understand this. I hope this clarifies why there are still drips around the toilet in the morning.