Are You What You Seem?

Hello, Pikey. Do you do massages or Abba impersonations? Just curious.

Hello Pikey my dear, I'm a 36 year old man called Clorissa living in Marietta in the US. Would you like to follow me around and guess my new identity?

i forgot why but i also though you were british but not male. odd eh? seriously though i always love to put on an air of mystery with everyone i know. it definitely keeps them guessing!! :-)

You'd find exactly what you thought you would if you found out who I really am. A 55 year old divorced female with two grown sons, an overweight but cheerful aging lady living in the Midwest of the United States with 2 dogs that writes articles to make extra money. I would probably be grumpier than I appear on myLot but that would be the only difference. You are funny. Don't forget, you published a pic of you and another myLotter and you didn't look even vaguely feminine.

Nothing, just me, because i am who i am. Yes, we really think that you are a married middle aged man. You got us all on this P1key.I never thought of masquerading as someone else. I must admit you are quite good at it.

I have had this discussion once before on another site where we were discussing everyones avatar pictures. I said that I could be anyone and not the 36 year old male from Australia that I appear to be. I then said that I was in fact an 86 year old woman from Mongolia. I could be either!

Well, I really do think that you think that I think I am a fish. I really do have a teenage son and I really do live with my partner of (errrm about) 18 years, whose name isn't really 'Mr.Panda'.

As Popeye would say, 'I yam wot I yam'.. I'm a married, middle aged man, living in England, on good days. On bad days I am a very grumpy crocodile. Think I'll add to Popeyes saying, I am what I am, except when I'm not. Confused? You should be.

Ok everyone thinks I am a blond Woman with a little Dog called Gissi ok ok I am But you are right P1ke we don't know, but we have Friends in common that have told me you are real very real and a very sweet Person to If you where to peel back mine well you will find just me xxx

I am a talking frog living in a pot plant on the verandah of the home where the person I pretend to be lives. I'm green.

Don't give me that crap, Mr. p1ke. I know where your from.... I am what I am and if you don't like it, then go fly a kite under the electrical lines. I don't hide behind any facade.

I'm just me...I dont know who or what you all think i am but...I'm me and I'll get a giggle if people think im not me!

Surely you've heard of a bakers dozen? Well, I'm a dozen bakers. I think that pot bellies, big butts and thunder thighs are images to strive for. In my spare time I run a restaurant where I sneak foods that my family doesn't like into their meals so that after they eat I can tell them what was in it. I strive to have their faces match the green in their faces match the furniture in the living room so that they are more decorous when they sit around watching tv.

you would find that i am actually a eigth grader living in the bronx, my friends say im thwe whitest out of all of the others but i dnt think so i think im just a mature kid for my age i speak with sense i also like to have a lot of fun with my jamaican accent i used it to make people laugh and thats what my life is about lol.

Yeah Right!! Very big lie! Peel away as I have nothing to hide what you get on my profile is the real me ....except for my age somehow my profile shows me 10 years younger than I really am. My friends know how old I am. Maybe myLot was trying to do me a favor...who knows!

You don't want to know...

Hi p1key, Well if you do that to me, you'll find that I've won the beautiy contest last hear for my slim figure and elegant long legs, also for my beautiful long blond silky hair, you see I have to be very modest amout myself and won't give the game away, lol! hugs. Tamara

OMG P1kefish! One thing we would find about you is that you are a terrible liar! A Swedish woman living in Georgia? Could you have picked anything more far fetched? My persona is the truth! I am "mature" (and I hate that freaken word) woman living in the US with a much younger man who I'm not sure how long will stick around or me for that matter! We are a bi-racial couple as well! I don't have any idea what I'm doing and that is the honest truth! I take one day at a time or less otherwise I would go more insane then I already am! Hugs, Opal

Oh I Do wonder just what other "dirty little secrets" you have been hiding from us all of these years P1key? Ah! Doesn't Matter, I Still love you any old way I can get you!! ;) As for My "dirty little secret"...No, you Really Don't want to know, it would probably make your blonde Swedish hair stand on end!! ;) XXXX

The truth is when you get online you can be anything you want. No one would be the wiser. As for me, If you want to know something about me, ask me directly. Otherwise I won't likely answer. I don't lie about some things, but I do others. The question is, what will or won't I reveal? Hint, if I'm vague about something... that's a sighn its either a lie or half truth. But if I decide to go that root... then it would be wise not to push your luck.