Is a child that refuses to take an afternoon nap

@p1kef1sh (45681)
January 12, 2010 6:00am CST
resisting a rest? If so, why aren't the prisons full of the under threes?
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
12 Jan 10
Mostly because they fit through the bars. When a child won't take a nap, what makes you think that locking him (or her) in a cage with nothing but a bed in it will work? The trick is to give them an option between a nap and something that they dislike more. Although when I was three, everthing was preferable to a nap. You have to reach a certain age when a nap becomes preferable to anything else. I don't know that for a fact, but that's what I've heard. Is it true P1key?
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
Come and be my Mom and we'll find out...
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
13 Jan 10
Oh you naughty boy! Here's your cane, no go hobble off and rest for a while...
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
12 Jan 10
speechless, just speechless... Maybe it's just too early in the morning...
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
Morning Dawn.......
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
13 Jan 10
And it's another glorious morning and today this discussion is very, very punny!
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@mzz663 (2772)
• United States
12 Jan 10
There aren't any prisons full of threes because the cases would be thrown out of court because of their innocence!!
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@mzz663 (2772)
• United States
14 Jan 10
I think it's time for MY nap!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
Innocence! Never. They are guilty as charged!
• United States
12 Jan 10
That was horrible Pikey, really! And the child who refuses the afternoon nap puts the adult in a virtual prison by attaching itself to the adults lap and using the adult as a chair (or recliner for my avatar in my case) and forcing said adult to watch Yo Gabba Gabba and the Wonder Pets. The adult is confined to whatever uncomfortable position for the duration of such torture and is not permitted leave even to use the rest room. It is worse then prison. It's more like hell.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
Maybe they need "Grandpa" to read them a story Cyn.
@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
12 Jan 10
Hello, Pikey. The answer to this is deceptively simple. Under threes are too young to appreciate appropriate punishment, such as having days out, doing degrees and having better meals than those outside the prison walls who have done absolutely nothing. The terrible twos would throw a temper tantrum, and then all the prison warders would sue for post traumatic stress disorder, the country would become bankrupt and we'd have to rely on Peter Mandelson to run the country and get us out of trouble. I know it sounds unbelievable, but that's how these things start. By the way, did you hear that Heather Mills got raped last week? The perpetrator was accused of having an offensive person on his weapon.
@BarBaraPrz (47334)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
12 Jan 10
Where's the nose-holding smiley when ya need it?
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
Groan..... I thought that Lord M ran the country already!
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• Spain
13 Jan 10
Hello, Leif. We aim to please, and I love nothing better than a smiling Swede in my response box.
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@RawBill1 (8531)
• Gold Coast, Australia
13 Jan 10
Perhaps this is because all of the under threes are sleeping under trees!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
An apple a day...hurts when it falls on their heads!
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@nannacroc (4049)
12 Jan 10
Maybe they are just resisting a kid nap. That's not an offence, is it?
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
Well their parents might be guilty of infant i(n)side Nanna!
• Canada
13 Jan 10
My husband's pi$$ed off that he didn't come up with that question first. LOL Too funny. I showed it to him, and he nearly laughed vodka out of his nose...and all over my laptop. LOL I already replaced the keyboard once this year, I'm not going to do it again. haha
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
Like me.. he will..he will. LOL.
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@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
13 Jan 10
pssssst....p1ke...you need to look under stuff to find them..they are there..trust me..
• United States
13 Jan 10
Watch out for the thorns..the lush berries are worth it thou.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
Is this a gooseberry bush that I see before me?
@BarBaraPrz (47334)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
12 Jan 10
Good question! I guess they have good lawyers.
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@BarBaraPrz (47334)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
13 Jan 10
And I don't know what the fuss is about. I LOVE taking naps.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
Tricky things small children.
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@veejay19 (3589)
• India
13 Jan 10
HaHa, just like you to start a corny discussion, pikey. I certainly am amused.I should have been in prison hundreds of times as my mom would usually fail to put me to sleep in the afternoons almost regularly and would be very cross with me. Now of course i just wait for the afternoon to arrive so i can get a bit of a snooze. Nighttimes? No problem.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
I am the same. In fact anytime is nap time for me these days!
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12 Jan 10
Hi p1key, Parents should just put them behind bars in their cot and let them get on with it till they fall asleep, then ahhhhhh! peace. Tamara
@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Jan 10
Hmmm. It's an idea Tamara. XXXX
@Theresaaiza (10487)
• Australia
5 Feb 10
Because running out of diapers is definitely a bigger problem!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 10
I guess so.
@Theresaaiza (10487)
• Australia
5 Feb 10
Nice joke, by the way. Though I could swear I've already heard this sometime before. Don't worry, I still laughed.
• Netherlands
19 Jan 10
Now you really must have too much spare time on your hands P1key in order to think this one up!! IF You were My boy, then you would definitely be taking a nap in your cage when I tell you to, or else! And when you were Not napping you would Never have so much spare time to come up with such a discussion, you would be too busy doing other things to fill the time! ;)