If you are to make a theory about the birth of everything what would it be?

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I think everything started when White color gave birth to Black. Black occupied more of the space thus shrinking the White space. Then, after a while White bursted out giving birth to different colors(like Big bang). Different colors escaped and try to occupy the Black space. But everytime different colors bombard each other they create black holes. So, to prevent that the different colors just remain constant forever. Color black isn't happy with this thus he gave birth to invisible color which he called Gravity so that the different color will be attracted to each other thus creating more black. HAHAHA! Hope you like the birth of the universe.^^