Cow duty - just another service we provide
By TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85146)
Shingle Springs, California
January 19, 2010 11:06am CST
Yesterday I was driving Dearra to the store down my little country road and we noticed that there was a cow that had gotten outside the fence. We went and did our shopping and when we came back, Dearra said, "look mom, somebody got pulled over." Well as it turned out, somebody hadn't gotten pulled over. There was a Highway Patrol car on the side of the road with its lights on and there was the cow. Apparently somebody had called them and they were making sure that the drivers on that road went slowly until the owners came and retrieved their cow (part of the fence was down). This morning it happened again. There was a cow outside the fence and a CHP car on the side of the road with its lights on.
I wonder if the nice patrolmen knew when they signed on that they would be doing cow duty...
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16 responses
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
20 Jan 10
lol maybe they get to gab with their buddies or listen to the radio for a change!
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
19 Jan 10
my brother has a horse farm in a semi-rural area in NJ. He sends the police benevolence society a healthy check every year for their service in Equine retrievals and late night phone calls saying "get up, your horses are in town" (which is about two miles away).... The joys of large animal ownership
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
19 Jan 10
I guess so. I suspect fence maintenance is a huge time and expense....
@GardenGerty (160949)
• United States
19 Jan 10
Yup, ma'am it is all in the line uv duty. Preserve and protect y'know.
Seriously, it is important, those cows can cause wrecks and lots of damage to vehicles. Many years ago I got to run one home as it got in front of my school bus on a driveway that had steep sides it could not get up, so it just trotted in front of me clear to the house. That is all I can visualize with your post.
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
19 Jan 10
hi dawnald wow cow duty. Oh I suspect being a rural community that the patrolman knew what he could expect. Imagine a deputy sheriff coming onto me, a teen ager trying to get our brindle'cow out of the local cemetery where she was determined to munch on
all the newly planted pansies on the various graves. I was'
sweating buckets trying to persuade Daisy to come with me
and not eat up all the flowers. The deputy was wonderful though and he helped me to corral little daisy and helped me to get her
back home. She was a small cow but decidedly brindle, meaning she jumped fences. My dad finally sold her to a neighbor who had no idea what he was in for at all. Another hazard on our South Dakota roads was herds of sheep. but with all the men and the sheep dogs if you were patient they would bypass the traffic pretty quickly.
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@savypat (20216)
• United States
19 Jan 10
Around here is the cops have to be called for a straying animal you as owner will be billed for service rendered. That is why when ever I find an animal like that out I try to get to the owners. It's hard to chase cows or horses in high heels.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
19 Jan 10
I love it - just like JA only there wouldn't be a police car to warn people. Do the cows have he rights of the road where you live?They do in an old English Law out here.I am out of here for a while. Too much drama
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@BarBaraPrz (47667)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Jan 10
That reminds me of a story I heard when I was a teenager. living in a rural town. Somebody's cows did get loose, and two of them got on to the railway tracks...
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@BarBaraPrz (47667)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Jan 10
Uh... not under their own power...
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
20 Jan 10
two towns over from me there's a lot of farms..some poor cow got a 55 gallon
drum stuck on it's head the one time and crashed through the fence wandering around the busy main road.
i bet those cops had a good story to tell for awhile.
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
21 Jan 10
eek-me too.
i'd use a pole from 10 ft away on that one.
@jillhill (37354)
• United States
19 Jan 10
I have a couple of friends that are policemen...you should hear the stories! One lady called 911 because a bird kept flying into her pictue window...she wanted the police to come? Crazy....they told her that there was nothing they could do...and that is just one of the crazy things they have to deal with...
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
20 Jan 10
lmao What did she expect that they were going to do? Arrest it?
@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
20 Jan 10
Teehee, nice term there, cow duty. And now my imagination starts to run wild. How about horse duty, goat duty, sheep duty, LOL. As long as there is no Zombie duty... Alright, too many Zombie movies.. I ought to have my coffee again. See ya, Dawny..
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@cbiznetz (88)
• United States
20 Jan 10
And i wonder if when they got back to the station they had to cow-down to the jokes at the office :)
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
22 Jan 10
I doubt it would be on their job description! I wonder if, when these guys joined the force they had expectations of dealing with criminals and helping the public out in more heroic ways than cow duty! (LOL)! Seriously though it is important that police cars are present in these sorts of situation because an amusing cow incident can become a danger to drivers. In Australia we’ve had tragedies on country roads due to kangaroos attempting to cross to the other side.
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@msfrancisco9369 (10002)
• Boston, Massachusetts
20 Jan 10
Hi Dawn,
It's a cow week for you and dearra. at least dearra is not scared of cows. for the patrolmen--a good duty to attend to harmless!
@msfrancisco9369 (10002)
• Boston, Massachusetts
20 Jan 10
that's the result for doing a cow duty...it saves lives. nice slogan dawn! that can be placed on the fence!
@mrfdg1972 (3237)
• Philippines
19 Jan 10
hehehe that is life, you got me laughing.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
19 Jan 10
in retrospect, maybe I could have put it there....
@mrfdg1972 (3237)
• Philippines
19 Jan 10
NIce laugh,,LOLLOLOLOL, i think there is a section for this one, check it out, i think its JOKES
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@tamarafireheart (15384)
•
19 Jan 10
Hi dawnald,
It must be better than catching criminals I'd say, and they can relax in the countryside, even have chat with the cow and to tell them not to keep coming out of the field or they will be booked, loll!
Tamara
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
20 Jan 10
I can just imagine it now.
"Hey cow. The grass is greener on the side of the fence that you were already on."
"Ha, you're not fooling me, it's greener right here by the road."