lets invent some new nursery rhymes

The Dieter's Woes We read every book about diet We buy carts of good food and then try it. But we note with a frown That the scale won't go down So we batter the thing and deep fry it!

Switching on my TV set the screen is full of crap reality and make-over and other tacky pap. How to dress and what to eat What shade to paint your walls The programmers have lost their nerve they really have no b@lls "Give us something else to watch!!" Those with brain cells yell Get this dross from off our screens Release us from this hell! Is it a plan by government to stem obesity's tide to get us all to turn sets off and get off our backsides?

global warming 6 inches today will it melt or is it here to stay

Hello, Judith. How about this? Goosey, goosey gander, here comes Peter Mandelson to organise the Jubilee, It's sure to be a catastrophe. The Queen will have his head off when he let's the country down, And when the axe falls, we'll all say, 'Thank you, Gordon Brown!'

ok here's mine There was once a land called myLot I traveled there once and got caught in conversations with rabbits and lambs and stories of marmalade jams now here I sit my fingers typed to the quick letting some of my chores be damned. That's all I got.

Alrigh Ill give it a shot. There was a time of great change but all of that had gone down the range With a great jolt came Ussain Bolt There was a time of great change but all of that had gone down the range They were chasing osama but then came obama There was a time of great change but all of that had gone down the range then all of a sudden the king of pop had drop and the whole world came to a stop yea little repetitive but it gets some points out there and well most of it rhymed ^^

This is called the "California Mudslide Song". People in California have been told for years that having a home in the Hills can be dangerous, but some people just don't get the hint. The Hills get are always troubled with wildfires and mudslides. As I watch the news, I am always so glad that I do not live in the Hills. I figured the old nursery rhymes were written about the plague and the Tudors, so why can't I write a modern one about my home state California and all of the crazy people who live in it, myself included. The mudslide toppled my home. the mudslide toppled my home. I lived in the Hills of California, and now my home is no more. I didn't have flood insurance. I didn't have flood insurance. Why didn't the appraiser tell me this? I wouldn't have bought the home. I have another house in Malibu. I have another house in Malibu. It's so great I'm in this state. My home is by the beach. The tide is riding high. The tide is riding high. There goes my home by the beach. Why did I live near seaside?

Not my cup of tea at all - but maybe it is, since I don't drink tea, so I'll give it a go. Tiger, tiger, clubs and all prowled the dense jungles for girls short or tall. He's the king of the links where he makes no bungles. So that's why he thinks He's the answer to them all. I know - It's not a nursery rhyme. I'll have to get some lessons from Dawn.

I'm not too good at this either, but had to have a wee go. The MPs were caught with their fingers in the pies The boss man said to them "Lie, lie, lie!" Nobody believed a word they would say But they spoke it oft enough, that it all went away