a new conspiracy
By jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
January 20, 2010 11:56am CST
the discussions on this page have always puzzled me. some days one person will start 4 discussions on healthcare, another 5 on obama, and a 3rd 8 on palin. the next day these same people will be starting discussions on something else.
now i know. as you all know i run a bookies. i am now convinced that somebody else is running another in competition,and taking bets on what discussions will appear. they are obviously not running their bookies very well because people are clearly trying to skew the results in their favour.
does anybody know who runs this gambling outfit - and why they are so sloppy?
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10 responses
@xfahctor (14118)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
20 Jan 10
Actually it's all me. I have 25 accounts under various locations, names, genders, political offiliations (K-I-D-D-I-N-G admins!) and I hedge one aginst the other, it's brilliant. It looks sloppy but that in itself is intentional. If it was too organized and cogerant it would be obvious. In fact, there is no u.S. government at all, it's all me, I occupy every seat in congress, legislation is on my whim and who I want to look like that day. now, if you'll excuse me I have a palin thread to start followed by a pro manditory insurance thread. I have a hundred bucks riding on both and I need to tend to it before too many read this thread and figure my scheme out.
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@xfahctor (14118)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
20 Jan 10
Dear Jb,
We (i) are aware of Mr. X's (our) actions and have taken up legislation to stop it (which we/he will vote down) Rest assured the full power of the U.S. government (me) will be used to stop (or not) this.
Sincerely,
Mr. Congress (me)
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@jb78000 (15139)
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20 Jan 10
it is not brilliant xfahctor. you are just winning money off yourself. on the other hand i have known for ages that you are the entire us government - which explains a lot, you must be so busy that you don't really notice anything.
time for a letter
dear mr congress
your son (i.e. you) is so busy that i think he is heading for burnout. please tell him to take a holiday. and then delegate.
thankyou
yours
jb
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
20 Jan 10
hi bluebunny nope cause I steer clear of the politics page having been roasted and toasted too many times and had my star monkied with enough. Sounds like someone out to get any democrats here who dare show their little heads like myself for example. I have
no idea who is running this gambling outfit, but some republicans can be notoriously sloppy,just had to get that in there as I have got enough digs from them for my being in the opposite party.
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@spalladino (17891)
• United States
20 Jan 10
It's my little dog, Sugar, using her mind control powers. She has a short attention span and isn't particularly politically savvy. I keep telling her to stay away from the computer but then she uses her powers on me and I end up giving her a treat and sitting quietly at my desk. 
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@spalladino (17891)
• United States
20 Jan 10
Ahhh, you THINK you have...but actually Sugar used her mind control on you, too. She is snickering quietly while gnawing on her chew bone as she makes me type this.
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@matersfish (6306)
• United States
20 Jan 10
Would you have it any other way?
It's post fodder.
But I'll blame a wing-nut progressive liberal... just to throw it out there. And I'm probably right.
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@matersfish (6306)
• United States
20 Jan 10
First funny thing I've ever heard (read) you say (type).
Don't be scared of the wisdom, old, unwise one. Youngsters can teach you a thing or few about a thing or few.1 person likes this
and the bad compliment of the year award goes to young fishy. congratulations.
@PeacefulWmn9 (10420)
• United States
22 Jan 10
Could be the mafia. Could be a teen gang. Perhaps it phemons five years old.
Or...it could be the evil purple rabbits? The possibilities are endless, and fascinating.
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@PeacefulWmn9 (10420)
• United States
23 Jan 10
They chase the blue female rabbits until they are to tired to resist...and they procreate...out come bluple rabbits that are shunned in little rabbit school.
And also beware the skunks in rabbits clothing, as they can be real stinkers!2 people like this
- what do they do to blue rabbits? omg, i feel another terrified discussion coming on to follow moths. oh, there are so many (imaginary) things to be scared of i hardly know where to start...
@anniepa (27955)
• United States
20 Jan 10
I'm not going to mention any names but my suspicion is that the person running this gambling operation is brilliantly making himself/herself look extremely unintelligent and uninformed in his/her many, MANY often incoherent discussions.
Annie
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@Sourceseeker (1197)
• United States
19 May 10
Naw man the beauty of mylot is you can what you want to say when and how you want to say it. It comes out as random musings, or measured thoughts or extra scribbles but it all adds up to the same thing.
The beauty of Mylot is you can say what you want to say when you want to say it.
@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
20 Jan 10
It's the moths. You said they were cool, but I knew they were trying to take over the world. That's why they want to silence me, because they know I saw through their dastardly plan.
They get inside the brains of all the politicos and eat them away. As there aren't enough brain cells for a square meal, they get even more mad because they're starving. And they did the biggest bullion robbery the world has ever known, so they've got gazillions of dollars to fund this evil gambling empire. Mark my words, the end is nigh, and the moths are responsible. Don't say I didn't try to warn you.
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