oh yes, the dark forces are gathering

@jb78000 (15139)
January 21, 2010 2:15pm CST
and heavily disguised. a sinister new world order is underway as we speak. and being organised by seemingly innocuous types, who however occur worldwide in vast numbers and in every colour. moths to be precise. when i heard about this, which the mainstream media refuses to report (being as it is no doubt already under their control) i was of course terrified. what would happen to me? my family? my rats? would i lose my cd collection for redistribution to moths? omg, dreadful. so what do you think will happen? and what if anything can be done to stop this vast army in their tracks?
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@GardenGerty (160696)
• United States
22 Jan 10
jb and Sandra, you just brought back summer memories. I love the warmth and heat, but there was more than one summer where we had absolute proliferations of gypsy moths to the point they could clog anything up. I do not know what happened to decimate them, but I shall speculate that it was global warming and they got their wings all fried to a wonderful crisp. Anyway, it has been at least twenty years since we had an infestation like that. I do not like those little critters.They are ugly, brown and dusty. I have seen some HUGE moths that were quite beautiful, though, and they minded their own business, pollinated night blooming plants and looked like small birds.Hidden in the damp undersides of foliage. I am with the person who said Mariposa was butterfly. At least that is what my friend said when he gave his daughter Mariposa as a middle name. Maybe the people giving words meanings did not look to see what the antennae looked like.
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• Spain
22 Jan 10
Hello, Gerty. Yes. it was the frying of the gypsy moths that made the other moths realise that if they didn't take over the world, they stood a chance of being wiped out. The world domination plan had been building for years, possibly centuries, before this, but that was the catalyst. Have you noticed they all carry coolbags around with them now? That's so they can take ice packs everywhere so they don't get frazzled again. They are very cunning creatures, and you ignore them at your peril.
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@jb78000 (15139)
22 Jan 10
mariposa i think now means dayflying butterfly or moth. spanish doesn't separate doves and pigeons either - well they are more or the less the same kind of bird.
• United States
21 Jan 10
Um.....gather lots of like minded people...from a lobbyist group..take donations and do fund raising drives....take that huge pile of money and go to our government and bribe them to kick the moths out of the country. Let the rest of the world deal with the moths. You know the government will do it....they are all open to bribes. Money can buy you anything....especially in washington. It works for corporate america and the lobbyists so why not us.
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@xfahctor (14118)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
21 Jan 10
But then the moths would counter lobby with environmental activist groups and get themselves on the endangered species list, allowing no further access or development where they reside (everywhere) and effectively paralyzing the country..... no...they have to die.
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• United States
21 Jan 10
so sorry...your right..lost my head there for a second..kill em all.
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@jb78000 (15139)
21 Jan 10
[decides to go on an 'annoy xfahctor' spree] anyway these are supermoths. they have been on sandra's vodka and are invincible
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@anniepa (27955)
• United States
22 Jan 10
OMG, I just realized I've been living in a stage of denial since I have 7 cats and they always EAT the moths. What's going to happen to all those zombie moths inside my kitties' bellies? Should I be afraid to clean the litter boxes? Will they attack me from a pile of kitty-poo or a clump of pee? Will they try to sabotage my DVR? Annie
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@jb78000 (15139)
22 Jan 10
digestive enzymes kill zombie moths. you and your moggies are safe... ....for now
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@anniepa (27955)
• United States
23 Jan 10
Thank God!! Annie
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@celticeagle (167015)
• Boise, Idaho
22 Jan 10
And they are so loud with their flapping wings and all. That discusting dust from their bodies and those beaty little eyes. Your rats are nervous and high strung enough they certainly do not need added horrors to befall them. I would think there would something you could do in the way of barring your door and nailing closed your windows.
@celticeagle (167015)
• Boise, Idaho
22 Jan 10
They get under your bed at night and make horrible noises and think up more evil things to do.
• Spain
22 Jan 10
Celtic, they carry chisels and laser beams around with them - nothing and nobody is safe. Judith thought moths were just harmless creatures, but happily I've convinced her just how evil they are.
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@jb78000 (15139)
22 Jan 10
celtic thankyou for your concern about my little rats, however they are nearly blind and not scared of anything except loud bangs. they are interested in the hoover, my sisters cat came to visit and naturally was fascinated by them, rather unthinkingly they were fascinated back and wanted to make friends [they stayed in the cage until the cat left]. they might eat moths if they could catch them though.
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@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
21 Jan 10
Judith, finally I've convinced you. It's very brave of you to speak out like this, because they'll be coming to eat your brain before the dawn breaks. I saw a huge squadron go past a few minutes ago and I could hear the relentless, spine-chilling chant: 'The blue bunny must die ... exterminate!' Some of them were even disguised as Daleks, but they made a very poor job of the voice - I could do better myself. It's very empowering for me to feel I'm superior to the moths, if only in a small way. I think we'll have to hire them dinner suits from Moth Bros, and then they'll consider themselves too superior for world domination, and they'll go and play polo and drink industrial quantities of gin and tonic. When they're absolutely legless - or wingless - we can send in Owlwings' cat to eat them all up. Problem solved. Thank you for bringing me out of my terror to take charge of my fear and confront the problem head on.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
21 Jan 10
Sandra will you please just send Basil to the shop and buy a yellow lightbulb.
• Spain
21 Jan 10
Thea, there are no yellow lightbulbs to be had, which is more evidence - if it were needed - that they are about to take over the world. Greece is next on the itinerary, though you could try to bribe them with marmalade to go to Turkey first.
@jb78000 (15139)
21 Jan 10
like kennyrose above i cannot just sit back and let moths take over my world. they would turn it into a motherland. controlled by mothunism and i for one will not let that happen.
@hexeduser22 (7419)
• Philippines
22 Jan 10
Kennyrose box was brilliant, she establish the connection.As for me, I would stick to the funny side though. Moths are really really scary...It's either you side with them or be on the defensive side... I can imagine moths changing our mothos in life...that's really hell lot of brainwashing. What a scary thought I never knew moths could really be manipulative in nature and rumor has it that they often stage controversies just to get attention and support
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• Spain
22 Jan 10
Hello, Hexeduser. I'm glad I'm not the only one who realises what evil geniuses moths are. I'm glad Judith put up this discussion, so we can warn the world before it's too late. At least now I know my fears were justified and I'm not just plain mad.
@jb78000 (15139)
22 Jan 10
moths don't need attention and support. the presence of their fellow moths is enough. and there are an awful lot of fellow moths....
@sid556 (30960)
• United States
22 Jan 10
Moth balls, JB! Get mothballs. They smell horrible and the moths hate them. You will hate them too but at least you wont have to deal with these little critters. I can guarantee that they won't bother your cd collecion. It's your clothes and blankets that you have to protect and guard with your life....armed with mothballs of course. Or...you could see the beauty in these little guys because some of them are truly beautiful and welcome them into your home with open arms.
@sid556 (30960)
• United States
22 Jan 10
Sandra could be right. I think I read something about this somewhere many years ago like maybe in the bible or something. Fear the moths!
@jb78000 (15139)
22 Jan 10
are you sure you aren't remembering the greater part of 'fear the mother-in-laws? yes puns shall be repeated throughout this thread...
@jb78000 (15139)
22 Jan 10
i actually like moths [or did until i discovered their plans] but sandra thinks they are going to take over the world and being rather easily influenced i decided to go along with this.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
27 Jan 10
sounds like a "moth"er of a problem... You do still have your allergy pills, don't you?
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
27 Jan 10
Did I tell you about the time my dad was at a friend's house? The friend lived in the foothills and it wasn't uncommon for snakes to slither under the fence and into the yard. One day he was quite freaked out to find that his son, who had been playing catch with a baseball glove, had picked up a baby rattlesnake in it. Dad's response? "Sounds to me like a hiss in mitt proposition."
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@jb78000 (15139)
27 Jan 10
i took them all yesterday. however i think i am immune now - did you SEE what owlwings put on page one? nothing could be worse than that...
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@jb78000 (15139)
27 Jan 10
well i hope your dad's friend's son wasn't bitten and the baby rattlesnake not traumatised. i can however say that my allergy was not triggered. yippee!
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@cream97 (29087)
• United States
21 Jan 10
Hi, jb78000. As long as I have got King Jesus, nothing can happen to me. I believe that God will work out everything so that nothing happens to me or to any other people. People can plot up anything but God has the final say on this new world order. I don't fear men, I fear God.
@owlwings (43910)
• Cambridge, England
21 Jan 10
The Mothiah hath rithen.
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@owlwings (43910)
• Cambridge, England
21 Jan 10
(Sorry, Cream, I couldn't resist it!)
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@cream97 (29087)
• United States
21 Jan 10
Who has risen, owlwings??
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@bestboy19 (5478)
• United States
23 Jan 10
Nothing can save you. They'll fly in your hair and lay their eggs and then you'll go mad, if it hasn't happened already.
@jb78000 (15139)
23 Jan 10
that's nits bestboy. and i resent your implication that i might be mad already. there is nothing mad whatsoever about realising the terrible plans the moths have for this little world of ours...
@bestboy19 (5478)
• United States
23 Jan 10
It's too late for you, but maybe your family, rats, and cd collection can be saved. I'll keep a good thought.
@jb78000 (15139)
26 Jan 10
thankyou. i think.
@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
22 Jan 10
Moths? They should be fairly easy to control. Instead of using electic lighting, just swap back to candles. And if you see a spider web in the corner? Leave it there, they love moths. Isn't it odd that moths, with brains the size of a fleck of dust, can effectively organize in vast numbers and include moths of every color....but people can't? What's wrong with this picture?
@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
22 Jan 10
I knew that ants and bees were pretty successful collectively. Someday when human no longer walk the earth and the bees and ants have taken over, it's comforting to know that they'll probably still have moth-ers and moth-er_inlaws. Loved the method to determine mob IQ. It's exactly right!
@jb78000 (15139)
22 Jan 10
hive intelligence. bees and ants aren't too bright individually either but collectively there is an intelligence there. moths are the same.
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@jb78000 (15139)
22 Jan 10
humans are the opposite - to determine the iq of a mob first of all work out the average (which will be about 100) then divide by number of members. a mob of 5 has an iq of 20...
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@ashishp2c (286)
• India
22 Jan 10
what are you talking about?
@jb78000 (15139)
22 Jan 10
this is a joke
• Canada
21 Jan 10
Hello JB, Im fairly new here so you have no way of knowing about my knowledge in the doings of the moths and how they can control our brains through the water that we drink. They deposit tiny droplets of poop in our water all over the world. They have ingested genetically modified chemicals which makes their poop rather toxic to the human brain. I know of only one way to get rid of them. I have a friend who lives on another planet. We communicate telepathically. They are quite advanced as a society and they dont pertain to the controlling of the masses anymore with genetically modified substances....they're rather wise and believe in freedom of the people and freedom of press. I know they'll gladly want to help us straighten up this mess. They'll come as they always do when we have such a problem. Oh yes, it did happen before, the take over from the moths. They use teleportation and will be invisible to the human eye. Only the moths will be able to see them but they wont say they can!! Dont you worry, they will exterminate all the moths in the whole world and then we'll be able to live happily ever after.
• Spain
21 Jan 10
Hello, MagicalBubbles, and welcome to MyLot. Please get your friend from another planet to get over here and get rid of the moths pronto. I will be eternally grateful, as I am absolutely terrified of them. Like the fact that they'll be invisible to everyone but the moths, and they will be powerless to say anything. Let's see how the moths like being terrorised, like they've terrorised me for years.
@jb78000 (15139)
21 Jan 10
this is fascinating information bubbles, very useful to know and rather reassuring. oh and hi to your other planet friend. which planet is this?
• Canada
22 Jan 10
Hey JB, my invisible friend from another planet says HI !! The planet's name is a bit weird but literal translation would be "Psssst" Hello SANDRA, thanks for the welcome. Yes they sure will terrorize them for sure. I too dont like them very much, so I told my friend to lay it on thick!! Hello Kennyrose, Well I try not to drink anything until my friend and all his gang can get rid of them. Maybe we all have some good stuff to smoke tho? lol
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• Philippines
26 Jan 10
Sorry about that...what I was saying is a prophecy..but my suggestion is not for researching the bible because it's too vast for anyone to research. What I mean is research further for the truth about world politics. You will not know until you know. Since you are in EU, watch out for critical political issues that will be unraveled in the days to come. For now, anyone can only laugh at this but soon, it is going to be a real dark alignment brother and there will be no escape from it!! It pays to know...
@jb78000 (15139)
26 Jan 10
well thankyou for your concern arlene. i do keep up to date and believe it or not can be serious sometimes but i think being able to have fun is important
@PeacefulWmn9 (10420)
• United States
21 Jan 10
Hm, i think you'll be okay as long as you and yours aren't made of wood...or foliage. Gypsy moths just love foliage. Destructive basssstids. Karen
@jb78000 (15139)
22 Jan 10
well yes, they probably can't do much apart from flap their wings, but it will be annoying