the great music battle

@jb78000 (15139)
January 25, 2010 6:22am CST
i recently moved, completely unaware that i was moving into a war zone. with sonic weapons being used offensively by both sides. there is a music war being raged by two sets of neighbours, with two very different (yet equally awful) tastes in music. i have met one set and they play what they claim is polish radio, i have no idea whether this is true or not as you cannot make out the occasional token word. its main purpose is clearly noise. the other lot are mysterious, i have never seen them (in fact they could well be very noisy ghosts) and they lean to the very cheesy. evilly they played christmas music over the festive period. now the thing is both sets play their erm music fairly quietly untilthe other lot appear and then they attempt to drown each other out. it all cuts off early because the set i know are actually adults (sort of) with jobs, and apparently the other ones are too. now how should i deal with this - join in (and if so what kind of music would annoy all of them), take bets on who will win, or just ignore it (it doesn't really bother me)? and have you ever had peculiar warring neighbours?
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@marguicha (223008)
• Chile
25 Jan 10
You can go see them and tell them a nice made up story about an ear illness you have.If they doný care, I suppose earplugs could be a way, or your own music if you can stand it so loud. Only once in my life I had a music war with a neighbor, but I have not repented after 20 years. I had the bad luck of living across the street of the worst man od Pinochet´s regime (a chilean dictator). After 1985, the chileans started to do things to oppose them. We banged pot lids from our homes. The man put war songs full volume. Our song was "El Himno a la Alegría" based on the choral part of Beethoven´s 9th Symphony. I did not have the song in Spanish so I put Beethoven´s 9th Symphony as loud as my record played could do it. I hope he did not like it. Now he´s in jail, but as those people still have power of a kind, that jail is a lot better than many hard working chilean´s home. Maybe talking to them you will know why they do it.If you can´t lick ém, join them.
@jb78000 (15139)
25 Jan 10
that makes this look very silly indeed. i didn't realise that music was used as well as the pots and pans - who was the man across the street?
@marguicha (223008)
• Chile
25 Jan 10
What is p.e.? I did not join because I don´t know what the letters mean.
@jb78000 (15139)
25 Jan 10
i did need to check because my history is dreadful. good god marguicha - engaging in a music battle with him was a very brave thing to do.. anyway p.e. stands for private eye - this is an excellent british satirical magazine - consists of satire, investigative journalism and some silliness. this section is not exactly this standard but we start the same kind of mixture here. mainly on the satire and silliness side.
• United States
26 Jan 10
I have had a similar issue in that my neighbor in the next house over, that's house mind you not apartment.. they are constantly playing rap music (which I despise by the way) but the fact is they play it at all hours so even if they were playing something I liked it would still be WAY too loud.. Also they crank up the bass so that my walls shake.. honestly I tried to go to bed the other night and all I heard was the boomp boomp boomp of the bass next door.. I obviously wasn't the only one annoyed I saw the police driving by with their spotlight out and guess so did my neighbor because for that night anyway the music ceased..ahh thankfully because it was 11 PM... I'm getting even though in my own twisted way.. I've introduced them to Ozzy Osbourne and a little Black Sabbath tucked in there... any hard metal loud music will work.. Try giving your Polish neighbors and Christmas lovers a little taste of Danzig or Ozzy, or any Heavy Metal group and blare it and I mean blare it until you yourself can't stand it.. Your neighbors will get the hint... TRUST ME
@jb78000 (15139)
26 Jan 10
now your neighbours sound genuinely antisocial. i'd try heavy metal but although it would annoy the mysterious cheesy ones i think the lads would like it. i can't take sides - i have to annoy both sets.
@jb78000 (15139)
26 Jan 10
that makes sense. i have no idea whether the mysterious cheesy neighbours are nice or not - they probably are. the radio lot are nice. although this war involves adults this is an area with lots of students in so loud music is pretty acceptable. i don't quite understand the battle going on though.
• United States
26 Jan 10
Actually no they are very nice people, they just moved in recently though and I guess they thought that playing there music so loud and until 12 or 1 at night was OK around here.. They have two little kids one is 4 and one is like 6 months.. they are going to be deaf if they keep it up.. I just decided to do the "beat them at their own game" thing and well, lets just say Ozzy 1 Rap 0..
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
25 Jan 10
I've had loud neighbors, but never warring, loud neighbors. How about if I send you a couple of opera CDs. I bet your neighbors would love them. (evil grin)
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
25 Jan 10
Well we've already established that you and your neighbors don't have quite the same taste in music, so why not just play some of your favorites, extra loud?
@jb78000 (15139)
25 Jan 10
about as much as i would love them. thankyou for the kind offer but i have to pass for now.
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@celticeagle (166970)
• Boise, Idaho
25 Jan 10
Opera music would be good. I had partying neighbors afew years back. One that was understanding and would keep it down and then the other would come home and start loud music and partying at all hours. The other finally moved out and I had to contend with the other. Finally called the police twice and it did end.
@celticeagle (166970)
• Boise, Idaho
25 Jan 10
Ya, I wouldn't have minded quite so much if it had not been during the week alot of the time.
@jb78000 (15139)
25 Jan 10
the police is what happened to my previous neighbours - who weren't really that noisy anyway. i felt sorry for them.
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
25 Jan 10
There is a third choice. You could check with your community to see if there's a noise ordinance. Playing music of any sort for personal pleasure is anyone's right. Playing it loud for the purpose of annoying the 'competition' and leaving you in the cross-hairs is not. Over here people can be fined if music is loud enought to be annoying. You could ignore it, since they do turn it down early. That still leaves you hanging while they play it though. Polish music by itself doesn't bother me since I grew up with my grandparents playing it on Sunday mornings. To listen to it all the time is another story. And to listen to it with competing and totally different music is borderline on torture. I can be pretty confrontational if I'm annoyed enough. If there are no noise ordinances, I'd probably play something to 'out-annoy' both parties. Opera would probably do it if you can stand it. Classical, heavy metal, rap, Celtic...lots of different genres would work. Comedy is another interesting choice, Monty Python full volume. Take your pick & good luck!
@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
25 Jan 10
Probably you're right. When I think of Polish music, I think of polkas...the kind of music that make you want to stand in one place and bounce. It's similar to some of the Spanish music that the neighbors on one side of me plays. My other neighbors play something with a lot of bass. I can't hear the tune but the boom-boom-boom of the bass rattles the brain after a while. I might try the comedy route too.
@jb78000 (15139)
25 Jan 10
it probably is not what you think of as polish music - it is 3rd rate blokish erm noise. since as i said they all cut out the war early i really am not too bothered. if it gets too much i will go and complain. now i really like the idea of comedy - neither lot will understand decent radio satire so could be worth a try
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@Torunn (8607)
• Norway
25 Jan 10
You could try telling them that noise kills. I suppose it won't help, but you could try. As for proving it: Accidents, both of the not very serious kind and the fatal once, happen more often when people are stressed and/or unconcentrated. Both stress and lack of concentration can be due to lack of sleep, or waking up at night. What wakes you up at night? Noise! Not joking here. For a more unserious answer: by yourself the biggest loudspeakers you can find. The more the better. Place them so that you'll get sound transferred to wall in addition to air. Very important, you want them to feel the low frequencies. Then you get something that neither of them plays, possibly with a lot of low brass. I would have gone for Mahler or Wagner symphonies, but there's lot of nice music in many changres that don't match any of theirs. Then you could be sensible and just leave them to it. But that's no fun, is it? I've never had waring neigbours but one of my friends great aunt used to live next to them, and after they quarreled about some stupid thing she started a real war. She sent the health department, the agricultural department and the police at their door. It didn't end before she had to move to a retirement home, horrible old woman.
@jb78000 (15139)
26 Jan 10
so you have some horrible old women in your family too? actually borrowing a horrible old woman and sending her round would certainly get these poor sods to shut up. i think it was someone similar who phoned the police on the kids who were my previous neighbours, rather than just erm asking them to turn it down.
@Torunn (8607)
• Norway
26 Jan 10
Doesn't everyone have horrible old women in their family? Most families have at least one old woman who always know who everyone's doing and doesn't approve of anything. They can be very load those old women, could probably scream to be heard over all the noise.
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
26 Jan 10
Lol well no not Neighbour but I had 2 Teenage Children that would play this Game till I unplugged the Stereos lol If it does not really bother you I would take bets on who is going to win lol let me know if you won the Bet
@GardenGerty (160665)
• United States
26 Jan 10
I do not think I can remember any warring neighbors. When I was very first married, the first time, I moved from the middle of the country to Southern California. Southern California is very close to Mexico, and we lived about three miles from the border. Lots of our neighbors were Mexican and liked the same kind of music. We lived in a mobile home park, and every trailer around us seemed to be playing the same music, the same radio station, at top volume so that the whole trailer vibrated. It was like living inside of a stereo speaker. In your case, since the music on each side does not bother you, I would sit back and laugh, and see what developed as time goes on.
@jb78000 (15139)
26 Jan 10
well at least their music wouldn't have been clashing but if you didn't like it that would have been a lot of neighbours to complain to.
@ZephyrSun (7381)
• United States
25 Jan 10
Oh join in for sure! Something by the Spice Girls should surely drive them over the edge. I use to have neighbors that were fairly close and they played some awful rap music very loud so, I made sure that my stereo was louder and I played some very heavy metal. Which they soon realized that I wasn't impressed with their loud music and quit playing theirs so loud.
@jb78000 (15139)
25 Jan 10
spice girls? no, the cheesy lot would love that. it would drive ME over the edge though. i might go for miserable indie, although it might depress the ratties.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
25 Jan 10
You never mentioned this hideous monstrosity. As you are only renting it won't matter if you report them which would be a hideous mistake if you owned the place. This is noise pollution and you must report it and have them imprisoned at once, or get the nice man who comes round to check it to take their equipment away.
@jb78000 (15139)
25 Jan 10
it is ok, i am not going to get them endungeoned until it actually starts to annoy me. also i suspect both lots would turn it down if asked
• United States
25 Jan 10
What!!! Polish music in war with Christmas music (lmfao). I'm sorry, but just the idea of people bumping this type type of music loud and hard all day like it's rap or R & B or rock (and against each other) just sounds hilarious. Well, be lucky they're responsible enough to where they get up and go to work, so you do get some peace, because in some buildings and in certain neighborhoods this would on all day and night, among other drama.
@jb78000 (15139)
25 Jan 10
i think the polish radio is (very bad) sort of rock. the cheesy lot annoy me more and yes it is very funny