Superman is not allowed in Barber Shops and Beauty Parlors!

Hahaha that's so funny there. i never saw him pee as well, except when eating hamburger / hotdogs when reeve was the cast. wow maybe i could make that movie too. only if i still have my game.

HOLLYWOOD is the ultimate explanation! everything can be explained by Hollywood. Now I hope Clark Kent levitates on top of the commode when he poos otherwise he'd break practically all toilet bowls he comes across. I wonder what happens to his bathroom if he gets constipated.

Perhaps his body parts have different levels of getting hurt by his own powers. Inferior portions include hair, nails, and probably teeth! I don't know what happens though if he punches his own abdomen. Would he hurt his tummy? or would he break his fist?

Lol, I don't know why he would punch himself, but yea I think he can hurt himself. There is one episode of Lois and Clark where Clark shaves using his laser vision (that's where I got it from), this was taken from the comic I believe, so it is probably correct as it is how the original writers wanted it.

I don't know. Perhaps a meteor rock that would cause him to self-inflict pain? I adored Lois and Clark when I was younger too. The one which starred Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher, right? I've always been a Superman fan.

Oh, well, I don't watch Smallville - in the comic the very idea that Lana would be a witch would be ridiculous - but they would sometimes address it in the comics where someone would take a scissor to Sup's (Clark generally) hair and the scissors would be seen breaking, just snapping off mid-blade - stupid. When he was a baby, they'd show Ma Kent getting baby Clark to use his heat vision to "cut" the thread on the blanket - but I don't see how the baby could have that much control - oh well, logic plays very little part in these things ya know.

Yes and anything can happen in a TV series! I know it's stupid to take fiction too seriously. But I must admit it's fun trying to explain some unexplainable things.

Hi elic... I don't know what's wrong with me, but it's been a rough day, my eyes are tired, and my stomach is growling. Maybe that's why I didn't quite get what you mean. It's probably me. Anyway, I saw season 4 episode 8 of Smallville (it's a TV series showing Superman as a teenager). Lana Lang, who was possessed by a 1600 spirit of a witch, came to Clark Kent's house to cut some strands of hair for her potion which needed a hair of a virgin. But when she got the chance to, her scissors broke apart. She made up some alibis why she needed the hair so Clark voluntarily plucked one strand himself. I saw it after I did this discussion so finally I realized that they did put this matter into consideration. It's just that, still it doesn't explain how Clark Kent gets his regular haircut.

Oh! Do send him my best regards!

Now I can read minds! How cool is that? Look at it the bright side. You definitely wouldn't wanna see what's underneath the overstretched boxers!

Hahaha @ kryptonite-based scissors, nailcutters, etc. You know there that would go, right? The next popular color for bathrooms and kitchens would be kryptonite. That would bring some of the wild colors from the 60's back.

Don't forget GLOW-IN-THE-DARK toilet bowls You'd love that, I bet!

Hi there! Black and white superman shows? Awww....I probably was still a fetus that time. Too bad I missed all the fun, huh? Ducking was probably his only means of exercising his hips so he grabs every opportunity to duck and yep maybe he didn't wanna mess up his hair especially that he couldn't get a regular haircut that often. Producers should read this discussion so the next time they'd make a Superman movie or show, they;d feature kryptonite-based scissors, nailcutters, manicure sets, even dental floss!

Yes, fair enough. Besides, we do not really know how things work for Kryptonians right? Have a great day!

The beauty of fiction is that no amount of explanation can ever justify the unexplainable. In fact there's no need to explain anything. Whoever attempts to only ends up getting confused himself. But since some movies put more realism into the character of Superman, I guess they should put these two simple factors in mind, don't you think? :D