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iPad - Lovely Apple stuff
@p1kef1sh (45681)
February 4, 2010 3:54pm CST
The Apple company of Cupertino California has just unveiled it's latest must have toy. I mean business machine. The iPad. Apparently this name has caused amusement and offence as it sounds something like a female sanitary aid. The alternative could be to call this handheld screen with a fantastic computer behind it the "iTablet". Now this is quite some tablet at almost 10" tall and 7.5" wide. How would you swallow it and what would it cure?
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
4 Feb 10
Maybe it would cure my technophobia? It looks too hard to pad my bottom (seat cushion) or my head (pillow).
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Feb 10
Clutch it to your tummy and the heat from the screen will keep you warm.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
4 Feb 10
Ooh ooh can I use it to warm my feet?
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
5 Feb 10
Kittens as mittens? :-)
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
4 Feb 10
hi pikey . so Apple is coming out with this gadget and all are intrigued by it.Ipad indeed. maybe I could rest my arm on the thing so my left arm will not spasm so much while I am typing 'here. maybe it could cure my technitis so I would know a bit more about what to do when my computer crashes or balks or just has some sort of belly ache? an arm rest and a hand computer wow what a thing that would be. I have a bionic left shoulder joint which left my left arm unable to lift it up like I can my right one. so sometimes in typing I get muscle cramps in that arm that are like spasms and I have to let my left arm sink down more into my lap.lol lol lol. modern miracles are not always so good not like your own shoulder joint which lets you raise you arm to any height you wish .
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 10
I am sure that they'd make you a bionic shoulder Hatley. If you asked nicely! LOL.
@BarBaraPrz (47667)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
4 Feb 10
Don't be silly! You know it's not that kind of tablet but the ten commandments type.
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@BarBaraPrz (47667)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
5 Feb 10
Exactly! If God wants me to have one, he'll give me one...
@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 10
Thou shalt covet they neighbour's computer?
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@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
5 Feb 10
When I first heard about the iPad it sounded really familiar..then I saw a blurb about a Mad TV sketch about the iPad in 2007. Strangely enough, it was about what you would think but they also mentioned Apple in the sketch. But...if there were such a tablet as you propose, I would think it would cure something big! Maybe politicians' egos.....nah, not even Steve Jobs could find a cure for that!!
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@BarBaraPrz (47667)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
5 Feb 10
Now, there's a thought...
@liquorice (3887)
4 Feb 10
Yes, I've heard about this. I have no desire for one myself, but I know several people who would love one. I didn't think about it sounding like a female sanitary product, but now you mention it, it is a bit unfortunate!! I wouldn't try to swallow it, and it would be more likely to cause you health problems if you did, certainly not cure anything. (Or am I being too literal, lol!! I'm afraid it's just too late in the day for a cleverer answer than that..)
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 10
I'd not say no if one popped through the letter box. Or more likely passed through the opened door! It would certainly create a digestion problem I think!
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5 Feb 10
Hi p1key, I can't get my head round all these new fangle techs, never mind about ipad as for this "iTablet, it the biggist pill that I won't be able to swallow and I don't think it will abe able to cure my know how with new techs, I can't even handle the know how with old techs, lol!. Hugs. Tamara xxxx
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 10
LOL. I sometimes have the same problem! XXXX
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
5 Aug 10
I was amused by the name some.. They are outrageous in pricing. But I guess they made them as the "need to own item" till the next new items sweeps in to leave the IPad in the dust. Shoot starting prices of $499.00 wow..You can get a laptop for that if not cheaper..with all the bells and whistles. Although it does have alot of useful features that would be awesome to have and use.
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
6 Feb 10
I would not even attempt to swallow it as it would not cure anything if anything it would do more Damage lol so no thank you I pass
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
6 Feb 10
Lol ok you got me on that one xxx Do you want to come and do some packing lol I am tired now of packing you could bring the Boss Marie and little Owl to You could pack and we could chat
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
6 Feb 10
I guess it is lol as I am of to my bed with my Book soon to I am aching from the Packing lol but shush no telling or I will be told of for overdoing When you go to bed have sweet Dreams and a restful Night xxxx
@p1kef1sh (45681)
6 Feb 10
Passing it would be even more painful Gabs! LOL. XXXX
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• Canada
5 Feb 10
That's the beauty of the English language. Some people just can't keep their minds out of the gutter. haha How about the: iFlat-thing? LOL I don't see a problem with iPad, and I didn't think of it's relation to female sanitary products until you just mentioned it. LOL
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 10
I simply passed on what I had heard. Not an original idea from me!
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@polachicago (18716)
• United States
5 Feb 10
iPad, iTablet, iPoorly, iSlate, iAmNotGoingToWasteMyMoney
@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 10
Darn. I'll have to ask someone else to buy me one then! LOL.
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@littleowl (7157)
8 Feb 10
IPad ITablet? whats the difference one you swallow the other you wear think I would go for the one you wear yet thinking again it would be miles to big..think my little tech mind would have to get round this one..and that isn't a good thing either probably could never figure it out..lol hugs LoLo
@p1kef1sh (45681)
8 Feb 10
I am trying to work out why I might want one LoLo. If it doesn't hit me immediately then it probably means that I don't need it! XXXX
@saundyl (9783)
• Canada
5 Feb 10
I think you'd have to crush it up and swallow it with honey. It would cure dependance on technology.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 10
LOL. Indeed it would.
@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
5 Feb 10
Hello, Pikey. This reminds me of the old lady who went to the doctors with arthritis in her feet. He gave her some big pink tablets and told her to come back in a week if she wasn't any better. The tablets were huge, and as she was trying to get the first one down, she choked on it and was rushed to hospital. Wen she went to the doctor's the next week, she told him the tablets had almost killed her. The doctor said, 'How can a tablet kill you?' The old lady replied, 'I choked trying to swallow it. 'Silly old fool,' said the doctor'If you'd read the instructions, you'd have realised you were supposed to dissolve them in water and then soak your feet.' I think that's what I'd do with this tablet. What would it cure? Just about everything, I would think.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 10
LOL. I like that one. I must tell my Mum as she likes to have a joke for her keep fat club each week.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 10
She knows already. She's very rude to me when I tell her that it's "Keep Fat". She's the youngest at 86 and the oldest is 94 I think. They are a formidable group of ladies. Do you remember the Giles cartoons. The group are like Grandma but with way more attitude! LOL.
• Spain
5 Feb 10
Keep Fat club? I'll tell her what you said!
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@amanca (91)
• Italy
5 Feb 10
If you have an iphone or an ipod touch is completely useless! An it costs too much!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 10
A bitter pill indeed.
@suspenseful (40192)
• Canada
21 Jun 10
I do not like the terms toy when I comes for new products. For me, toy means something you will eventually break and something that will not help you such as playing some video games and wasting time playing solitaire. I told my friend that I am the type of person who will break something deliberately even if it cost me a lot if they keep insisting it is a toy. I think for someone who finds it hard to read small print, the Ipad would be great. I am not into games, and it would also be good for listening to music, reading or doing something that you do not want to turn on your computer for. But for me, a must have has to have must have for a reason. The name does not matter, since they could have said Itablet./ I think they used the term Ipad, because they already used I in front of things -such as Ipod, IMac, etc.