Lung cheese and other euphemisms.

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My boyfriend and I have cute names we made up for his sputum: lung cheese, or in the attached photo: foating phlegm. My most recent analogy was "gum stuck to velcro". I keep trying to urge him to use his vest. That is his least favourite part: the physiotherapy. Any one else have euphemisms they use with their CF loved ones? It's an odd question, but I want to keep this category as active as possible.