Funny jokes
By rahulchopzy
@rahulchopzy (143)
India
February 8, 2010 11:05am CST
Hello people! I have started this discussion to make you laugh. I want to tell few jokes which would make your day good.
Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A.No idea(No-eye deer)
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Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
A.She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball and her coach was a pumpkin.
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What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter?
A.Envelope.
____________________________________________________________________________________A.Doctor: Will I be able to play the piano after operation?
B.Of course.
A.Great! I never could before!
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2 responses
@fedoralinux (556)
• India
8 Feb 10
hey thank you for your jokes and please keep on sending the jokes like this.
especially the joke of America.And i hope that tomorrow it will send to my class friends...thank you...