which game do you like and why? tell me the true one?

i like chess best. im a very lazy person and cannot play basketball and the like. it is the only game that i can play. its fortunate that i can play with thousands of different players online despite of chess being a less known game. in basketball it is impossible to play with a woman but in chess I can have as many chicks to play with. the funny things in chess are innumerable, one time my opponent was completely winning but he made a mistake due to his laziness. The best moves require dragging a piece by a long distance but he did a one square distant move that turns out to be wrong which enabled me to win. a girl i played with said "luck" when I won and yet another said "your one lucky son of a ***". I replied to the first, "many girls tell me that". On the other hand the boys say the F word frequently whenever I defeat them. Other funny thing is that, me and my opponents do mistakes that are so blatant like capturing a knight with a queen and failing to notice that there is a recapturing piece. Another is when my opponent keeps moving his pawns forward until he clears space for my attacking pieces to move to his territory. its not boring to play chess.