Rename yourself...I am Snickle Wafflehonker..hahah

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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a= snickle b= doombah c= goober d= cheesey e= crusty f= greasy g= dumbo h= farcus i= dorky j= doofus k= funky l= boobie m= sleezy n= sloopy o= fluffy p= stinky q= slimy r= dorfus s= snooty t= tootsie u= dipsy v= sneezy w= liver x= skippy y= dink y z= zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a= dippin b= feather c= batty d= burger e= chicken f= barffy g= lizard h= waffle i= farkle j= monkey k= flippin l= fricken m= bubble n= rhino o= potty p= hamster q= buckle r= gizzard s= lickin t= snickle u= chuckle v= pickle w= hubble x= dingle y= gorilla z= girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a= butt b= boob c= face d= nose e= hump f= breath g= pan ts h= shorts i= lips j= honker k= head l= tush m= chunks n= dunkin o= brains p= biscuits q= toes r= doodle s= fanny t= sniffer u= sprinkles v= frack w= squirt x= humperdinck y= hiney z= juice