"Hello, can I interest you in ..." How do you get rid of telemarketers
By recycledgoth
@recycledgoth (9894)
February 24, 2010 6:26am CST
After the unproductive day yesterday, I was up early and getting on with the housework when *ring ring*
"Good morning, is that the owner of the house? Can I interest you in an over 50's insurance policy?"
I said no thanks and put the phone down, and got on with sorting out my bookshelves.
*ring ring*
"Do you realise that now is the time to replace your doors and windows?"
Again, politely, I said no thanks and replaced the phone.
Time for a coffee I headed to the kitchen and just as the kettle boiled
*ring ring*
"You have been selected to receive a special offer on your car insurance"
NO.
and yet again, not five minutes ago
*ring ring*
"We are conducting a survey, can you spare ten minutes?"
I am now sitting here absolutely paranoid that I am being targetted by all the telemarketers in the world - LOL.
I try to be polite and firm but they are beginning to drive me nuts. Some won't take no for an answer and some are just plain pushy. Our phone is an unlisted number and we have registered the number on the telephone preference which is supposed to block all these calls, but every day I get an average of ten calls, each one touting replacement windows, car insurance, energy companies, life insurance, surveys etc.
Any ideas on what to say apart from "eff off" How do you get rid of the phone pests?
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@ladym33 (10979)
• United States
24 Feb 10
Most of the time, I just say no thank you and hang up before they have a chance to say anything else. I don't feel I owe them more than that, they are calling me at my home without me asking them to so I politely say no thank you and hang up. The longer you talk to them the more they keep going and going, I just cut them off quick so they can go and bug the next person on their list.
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@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
24 Feb 10
I think you have to renew the telephone preference service because we did that ages and ages ago when we were literally plagued with salespeople ringing night and day and it stopped, then all of a sudden it started up again. I hate the phone personally, it's an invasion of my privacy, if it wasn't for the fact that I had broadband I wouldn't have a phone. Caller display is another good option to have so you can filter out the salespeople calling but that doesn't stop the damn phone from ringing. Who provides your line is it British Telecom? The only thing I find to say which seems to work, although not all the time is that I am unemployed or I live in rented accommodation, ok so they are lies but if it gets rid of them all the better.
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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24 Feb 10
LOL Good idea Wolfie, I'll tell them I'm unemployed and in rented accommodation, hopefully that will work. I'm glad you told me about the renewal of the telephone preference too, I didn't realise we had to do that. We're on Virgin Media here as it is part of the package for our broadband and television, I'll contact them this afternoon and see what they have to say about the calls.
Thanks hun, you're a real help
@coffeeshot (3783)
• Australia
24 Feb 10
Here in Australia there is a national 'No Call' register where you sign up and no telemarketers are allowed to call your number. Otherwise you can do what my grandfather does, when they call and say "Is Mr/Mrs so and so there?" he says "yes I'll just get him for you." Then he puts the phone down and makes a cup of tea and goes and watches TV.
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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24 Feb 10
ROTFLMAO - what a great idea, after all it's their call they are paying for. Next time I will just leave the phone on the desk and leave them hanging
@recycledgoth (9894)
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24 Feb 10
Wolfie, that is absolutely classic, definitely one to try for the next time
@momtrying2makeit (3270)
• United States
11 Mar 10
I have caller id and that is why I screen all of my calls. I suggest you to do the same for me I am less likey to pick up the phone to hear someone asking me to buy something. As for survey calls well I like surveys I am part of a few survey sites and have made some good money from them so I enjoy calls from them. Take care and I hope for your sake you can get caller id so you are not answering those calls all the time.
mylotting as well
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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11 Mar 10
On the shopping list is a new phone with caller ID and with a fitted answerphone too
@yresh12 (3212)
• Philippines
25 Feb 10
GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!
hI RECYCLE! i AM working in one. I know it really gets annoying but we are just doing our jobs. Especially that I haven't graduated college. I call and do surveys! and I really do apologize and get to call you. Maybe you can just spare us a few minutes and answer the question? sometimes it could really take long but we could just give you a call back at your most convenient time :)
Sorry sorry. We need to do something for a living and that is the only job that pays. I hope you understand. :)
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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25 Feb 10
Sorry hun :-D
To be fair, if I have the time for a short telephone survey then I will help out so long as the survey is not too intrusive. However, the worst culprits are the energy companies, double glazing and conservatory companies.
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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26 Feb 10
I had two more calls last night, one at almost 10pm at night now that's going too far
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@LetranKnight25 (33121)
• Philippines
26 Feb 10
I did try it once but i find it so depressing because a lot are trying to buzz you off, but i do understand them since they do have other things to go through. and not to mention that it's financial crisis era. frankly, if i go back to call center, telemarketing will be at my "bottom less" list
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@danishcanadian (28955)
• Canada
24 Feb 10
The best thing, I've found, is to try and sell them something! LOL Start asking them questions, and try and turn the tables on them. With telemarketers, the best thing to do is to find funny and creative ways to mess with their heads. It's open season on telemarketers as far as I'm concerned. LOL And "eff off" is a good one! :)
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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24 Feb 10
I wonder if they would be interested in buying a time share in Siberia - LOL
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@twoey68 (13627)
• United States
24 Feb 10
We used to get those calls and there's a couple of ways you can handle it...you can try selling them something when they call (hit them with your own sales pitch), you can ask them to remove your name and number from their phone list (sometimes they do, sometimes they don't) or you can do what I do and just let the answering machine pick up (they won't talk to it). It can be really annoying thankfully I have caller ID so if it's not someone I know then I don't pick it up.
[b]~~AT PEACE WITHIN~~
**STAND STRONG IN YOUR BELIEFS**[/b]
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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24 Feb 10
When we get a new phone for the house we are definitely having caller ID hun,
@whyaskq (7523)
• Singapore
25 Feb 10
I do agree telemarketers are really a pain. Many times, I would just tell them I am not interested and put down the phone. If they call again, I would not be too courteous to them. However, most telemarketers, I believe are new and they politely started off with "Is it convenient...". I find this opening rather convenient for me and I would conveniently say No and not give him/her a chance to talk further. How nice the telemarketer is and how nasty I can be. lol.
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@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
24 Feb 10
Hello, Recycledgoth. A friend of mine had a call for a stairlift company, who said they could guarantee to fit a stairlift in his home. He said they couldn't do it, then let her go on for another 10 minutes about how they could, before saying, 'You can't fit a stairlift in my home, because it's a bungalow.'
Wasting time is a good ploy, but if you don't want to be bothered, do what I did when the electricity company salesperson kept asking to speak to the bill payer. (my husband) I said he didn't want to speak to her, and she asked how I knew that. I said, 'Because he's just collapsed and we're waiting for the paramedics to call back to say when they'll arrive. Now get off the line, and don't call again.'
Extreme, I know, but it worked, and it stopped a lot of other calls as well, so they must have a database where they can record really unsympathetic householders. I know from someone who used to work in telesales that if you swear at them, your number is blacklisted on a central database, but not everyone would be comfortable doing that - I certainly wouldn't.
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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24 Feb 10
LOL I was very tempted to swear at them all today hun, I wonder if that would work. Certainly worth a try :-D
@LetranKnight25 (33121)
• Philippines
26 Feb 10
Hello goth,
must be hard keeping up with the incoming phone calls. i don't think that will ever stop because of some telephone companies selling YOUR phone numbers to series of business who wanted to use your numbers as contacts. i believe you should call an agency and registered as a DNC list, it's a lot better or change your Phone number
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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26 Feb 10
I don't want to have to change my number hun, and we are on a list to block these calls but they keep on coming
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@hvedra (1619)
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8 Mar 10
You can register with the telephone preference service which gets rid of a lot of them.
What you will still get are the unscrupulous ones who just dial numbers at random and ask for the "householder" because they don't have your name. In which case be either as abusive as you like or say "I'll just get them" and leave them on hold for an hour or whack the stereo on and treat them to some Slayer.
If you are feeling mischievous you can either string them along or wind them up - one of my faves is to pretend they've called a secured line in a military base which is on alert and shout across the room "Sergeant Wilson, trace this call and have these idiots 'phones disconnected!". Or you can try to convert them to your religion or any religion that takes your fancy "have you considered the Church of Satan?" and so on.
Amazingly, we don't get many calls these days. Funny that...
@pandaeyes (2065)
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24 Feb 10
We have a similar thing.
Sometimes they want to sell phone packages,sometimes windows.
I always say no sorry i don't have time and just put the phone down because really they are not going to make a sale and at the end of the day you are doing them a favor,they can cross you off the list at once and move onto the next vict...er customer.
We have had one where the lady said 'you have won a holiday!congratulations' and I said 'oh I don't want it!',she was flabbergasted but I know that it is just a ploy to sell timeshare and that is never going to happen in this house :P
@recycledgoth (9894)
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24 Feb 10
I do try to be polite and just say no, and put the phone down, I just wish some of them would get the message. I have just taken yet another call from a window company, having told them twice before to stop calling and they still phone. :-(
@OrangJuice (687)
• China
25 Feb 10
Wow, recycledgoth, it sounds awful! Yes, these calls are so boring!
I think here the telemarketers are not so perseverant - it's good for us I always refuse them directly like you, but not in a hurry. I will say more. Like making up some reasonable excuses, so that they're sure it's impossible to succeed. Sometimes if s/he is so perseverant, I will let them know I'm poor enough, and they cannot get even if one yuan from me. (You know they're only interested in rich people.) Generally speaking, I will make them lose their hearts completely.
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@littleone3 (2063)
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24 Feb 10
They are annoying aren't they I had one the other day and told them no thank you but of course they would not take no for an answer. Then my three year old came to the rescue without him knowing it of course.
He started shouting very loudly right in my ear that I had the phone to 'Mum who is that on the phone can I talk to them'. After that the person on the other end hung up rather quickly obviously rather daunted at the possibility they might have to talk to a 3 year old.
But I think the best one I heard was from a friend who had answered the phone and they tried to sell him new windows he said no thank you but do you do conservatories. They said yes would you like one and he replied yes I would and gave them his address then it dawned on the sales person that he lived in a 2nd floor flat and that they couldn't build one on a 2nd floor flat. So my friend told them well you have my phone number and my name and seemed to know a lot about me so I assumed you knew I lived in a flat on the second floor. Of course after that the salesperson gave up.
So sometimes its best to play them at there own game.
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@kprofgames (3091)
• United States
25 Feb 10
Yup I do. Before they go into their speel ask them these three questions:
What is the name of your company
What is the company address
What is the company phone number
They will either hang up and cross you off their list or transfer you to a manager. If you get a manager, tell them your phone number is unlisted and not only do you need to know their company name, address and phone number (because by law they have to give it to you) they have to provide you with where they purchased your phone number.
I know it seems like a lot, but what will happen is you will be removed from all their list and if your phone number comes into their system again they will delete it out.
There is a law out there that you can request to be put on their do not call list. If you get all this information and report them if they call again. They get fined $500 for everytime you report that company.
Usually by the time I ask for those three things (company name, address and phone number) I usually get a "I'm so sorry for bothering you" and then never hear from again.
I know i've been bad lately of not answering if the number is comes up as unknown or just hang up if it's one of those recordings, but seriously do this and the calls will taper off until you rarely get them at all.
I would also, call your phone company and complain to them. You are paying for an unlisted number and only your phone number can be released from your phone company. Selling people's home phone numbers is big business, but if you are paying for a service you're not getting - you can bet I'd be on the phone to my carrier and asking them why.
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@homeshoppers (6166)
• Philippines
24 Feb 10
i used to received that calls before specially from credit card agent. i hate it coz i feel so disturb specially if im doing something and my phone is ringing and then you need to run out and grab the phone coz i thought its important from friend and family since i only have friends and family who know my phone unless my office mates but i didnt work anymore. and since theres its only number you really need to answer it and its only an offer. i alway get angry to them by telling them that i dont need anything, and if i need too, i will be the one to call.
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@workingmom50 (3091)
• United States
24 Feb 10
Even with being on a don't call list...they still get through once in a while. I usually do 1 of 2 things.
1) I just lay the phone down and go about my business....this way they are just talking to themselves.
2) I ask them for their home phone number and what time they have dinner, so that I may return their call :)
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@bhagvadgita (61)
• India
25 Feb 10
Everyday even I get around 10 calls, which speaks about telemarketing alone. If I say don't disturb me again.....they apoligise and again another person from the same office will call me from the same cellphone. Just to avoid this, I got a very nice idea to save their numbers as wrong no., wrong no.1, wrong no.2, etc., When there is a call from that company I will not life the call. It consumes my time and energy.
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