If someone says..........

@dpk262006 (58678)
Delhi, India
March 4, 2010 12:18am CST
"I am smarter than you", what would be your reaction to this statement. I am expecting some funny and humorous responses.
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• United States
4 Mar 10
I can't laugh off this type of sataement I'm afraid . I would either just walk away or I would just give them my " Are you out of your f@cking mind?" stare.
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@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
5 Mar 10
Sara! Please do not be impatient to deal with such a person, you need to handle him/her tactfully and intelligently, rather than walking away. Thanks for joining and enriching the post.
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• United States
6 Mar 10
I walk away so I don't do anything stupid. If I stay I will let them have it.
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
6 Mar 10
Sara! You may do so and you doing this will make the other person dare not again say these words that "s/he is smarter", again to you.
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@chaitra001 (3278)
• Bangalore, India
4 Mar 10
Hi Deepak.. I would say "ohh Really!!! Thats Great I was unaware of this no one told me either!!" this will be my reply LOL..
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@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
4 Mar 10
Hello Chaitra! Great Comment! One of the best comments so far. It proves that you are in fact 'smarter' than that fellow and knows how to give him/her an 'appropriate' response and how to handle the situation. I would give 9 marks out of 10 to you for your witty answer.
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
10 Mar 10
OK! Let me allow to revise my marking scheme. I award you 10 out of 10.
• Bangalore, India
8 Mar 10
I was expecting 10 out of 10 LOL
@Buchi_bulla (8298)
• India
4 Mar 10
I will tell the person that his statement reminds me of a joke. When Jawaharlal Nehru went to a mental hospital, one patient asked him 'who are you?'. Nehruji replied that he is Jawaharlal Nehru, the Prime Minister of India. The patient immediately said, "Do'nt worry, you will be ok. When I came here I was telling the same thing." Now tell me who is Nehruji and who is smarter?
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
5 Mar 10
Hello Buchi! I liked your joke very much, it says all. Wonderfully explained through this witty joke. Full marks to you.
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@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
5 Mar 10
Very Good!
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• India
5 Mar 10
Thank you as long as I made you laugh for a minute. Marks 100/100 is there but remark GOOD is not there.
@kiran8 (15348)
• Mangalore, India
4 Mar 10
Deepak, it is best to agree with that person, because just by that statement the person has shown how smart he/she is....A really smart person shows his/her smartness through actions and not words, and probably if that is the case it would be me acknowledging the fact that he/she is smarter than me ...
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
5 Mar 10
Hello Kiran! This is an intelligent and near perfect answer and I would give you full marks for it. I am sure that you are very patient and cool and can handle any such person in your life. I am impressed with your answer. Deepak
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
6 Mar 10
I fully agree with you Kiran that we come across certain people, who do not stop bragging, whenever they meet us and it may be due to their insecure feelings and 'complex'.
@kiran8 (15348)
• Mangalore, India
5 Mar 10
Thnks a lot deepak ....there are some people who turn you off the moment they open their mouth, talking only abt themselves, their children,wife and how smart they all are ...Dont we come across loads of such people? deepak I tend to think that there is some insecurity deep down inside that is making them say that.Otherwise in life I am sure there is always someone smarter than you and better than you.....Have a great evening
@eLsMarie (4345)
• Philippines
4 Mar 10
i will advice to stop bragging about himself because it wouldn't have any sense. i won't still give a damn on his statements.
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
5 Mar 10
Hi eLs! Welcome to my discussion for the first time. Your avatar is very catchy and attractive. You can always advice him/her that you don't like bragging and as you are 'smarter' than him/her, s/he cannot claim to be smarter than you. Many thanks for your response.
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
6 Mar 10
eLs- I would love to continue our interaction. You appear 'smarter' to me and very witty and intelligent. dpk PS - I've sent you a request for add, please accept.
@eLsMarie (4345)
• Philippines
5 Mar 10
You're so much welcome dpk262006... I was a member of mylot for quite sometime but I wasn't really able to find your discussions... I can sense that we are already growing in number... :D
@basqui (3888)
• Philippines
4 Mar 10
i'd say "on what field or interest?" Maybe he has a higher level of knowledge on some interests but i will confidently say that i have higher level on some other things, all people are. Not all have the superiority in everything, they will sometimes fall inferior to others. Am I right?
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
4 Mar 10
Hello there! Basqui, welcome to my discussion. This is the first positive answer, which I have received so far. You speak like an intelligent and wise person and you have the patience to retrospect. It is possible that he might have higher level of knowledge in a particular field and you have higher knowledge in some other field, which he may not have. Thanks for sharing and joining us.
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
4 Mar 10
I appreciate your attitude and I am sure you will go a long way in your life.
@basqui (3888)
• Philippines
4 Mar 10
i'm a person who doesn't argue much so i prefer to settle things in a gentle manner. whew!
@whyaskq (7523)
• Singapore
7 Mar 10
Let him be. A smart person will not claim to be smarter than the other person. Just like the saying He who is a fool is wise to the extent.
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
10 Mar 10
Yes, it is true that a smart person will normally would not make a claim like it.Thanks for joining.
@gr8life (6251)
• Malaysia
4 Mar 10
Hello dpk262006, I will reply.... " Of course you are because I am the dumbest person in the world!" I think his/her face will turn red not because I am stupid but he/she feels angry to know the fact that he/she is the second dumbest person in the world
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
5 Mar 10
Hello gr! I think hearing your this kind of comments, the fellow will run away of will hide his/her face in handkerchief. I am impressed with your witty answer. Deepak
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• Malaysia
5 Mar 10
this group of people i know never told me they were smarter than me but ... they seem to be the people with last words // they can even advise me on my job which they do not have experience at all, they can advise me on what to do with my broken leg much before my doctors diagonise best treatment .. so i just pretend dumb in front of them (btw they are my in laws .. the smartest people in the whole wide world)
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
6 Mar 10
It means you are smarter than all of them and they dare not say you or claim that they are smarter than you. Thanks for joining sanjana. dpk PS - How is your leg now?
@ralphido (842)
• India
7 Mar 10
my response would be.. "man.. it took you so much time just to realize that.. I thought you were smarter than that..!!"
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
10 Mar 10
Welcome to my discussion. Very funny ral!Great response! I liked it very much. Full marks to you!
• Philippines
4 Mar 10
i will tell that person "how smart?"
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
4 Mar 10
Thanks donna for being the first one to kick start the discussion. I can rate your response as a 'Very Good answer!' to the statement/question.
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• Philippines
4 Mar 10
thanks for rating me.
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
4 Mar 10
You are welcome!
@eurekafemme (5877)
• Philippines
4 Mar 10
Hi, my dear Deepak. :-) I can only say " Are you sure of that? Then, why there's a need to tell me?" :-) Interesting post, my dear.:-)
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
5 Mar 10
Hello my dear Eureka! :-) Yours is an intelligent and witty answer and I would like to give you 8 out of 10. Thanks for appreciating my post and joining me. Deepak
@sasalove (1709)
• China
4 Mar 10
I will say," is there the double quotation mark on your sentence?" and then show him the little finger. But to be true, I did not hear such a sentence as the people in my company are much more modest.
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
5 Mar 10
It means that you ignore the people who claim to be smarter?
@sasalove (1709)
• China
7 Mar 10
Yes, I don't think the people will claim smarter if they are really smart.
• United Arab Emirates
4 Mar 10
i'd say: says who?
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
4 Mar 10
Do you mean to say - you will ask him/her - "who are you'?
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@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
4 Mar 10
You mean to say - You would tell that person that you cannot decided yourself that you are smarter than me, there needs to be third person to judge. Is it?
• United Arab Emirates
4 Mar 10
hi dpk262006. =) if i was told "i'm smarter than you", i will respond by saying "says who?".
@alokn99 (5717)
• India
4 Mar 10
I would smile, agree with that person and say. "They say Smart people more often do stupid and dumb things"
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
5 Mar 10
I liked it very much, Alok.
@zandi458 (28102)
• Malaysia
4 Mar 10
Who cares? Let him carry his own basket as I know a real smart and knowledgeable person will not brag about himself. As always empty tins make the loudest noise. He can be smart outside but empty inside.
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
5 Mar 10
Hello Zandi! I agree with you that a real 'smart' person would not brag about himself, as wiser persons are found to be more modest. Thanks for sharing such a meaningful thought.
@jaiho2009 (39141)
• Philippines
4 Mar 10
Hello dpk, It depends on the situation. If a personal friend and a close one will tell me that,..i will reply with "aha?...did i hear someone speaking?" But,if someone i don't know much will say that.." i will raised one eyebrow and say...who cares!"
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
5 Mar 10
Good answer Jai Ho and it shows that you are good at handling people. Thanks for joining us.
@notlsra (25)
• India
4 Mar 10
well, hope you dont consider this as obscene.... but I would pat my rear and tell him that he is right-he's got more grey matter there!!!
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
4 Mar 10
I would consider your response obscene but it appears derogatory to the person who made this statement. I requested for some funny response. This could be termed as funny but it looks a bit odd too.
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• Philippines
4 Mar 10
Well it depends on how was it said and what's the scenario. If it was mentioned like bragging well I'd be somehow pissed but if it was said in a humorous way nothing personal then I'd just laugh out. But I don't really rake these type of things too personal anyway.
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
4 Mar 10
Hello Mav! You appear a very practical person and I am sure you would be able to handle any unexpected or odd situation in your life. Thanks for sharing your views. :-)
@uniqueorn (1011)
• Philippines
4 Mar 10
Thank you! It's a compliment from a mindless monkey.
@dpk262006 (58678)
• Delhi, India
4 Mar 10
Hello there! Uniquerorn, Welcome to my post. How can you presume that if someone is giving you this kind of a compliment, s/he is a mindless monkey. I think a monkey cannot give this kind of a complement.