Can you remember something's funny that you have done during your early school?

haha this is a fun topic ei..LOL i just remembered when i was in grade 2. there was a dressmaker who came to our school and took our measurements because she had to make our costumes for our family day presentation. So what happened was, I farted when she took my waist line measurement like poooooooot. It was really embarrasing and disgusting to think. Afterwards, when everything was done i couldn't hold on to my poo so I made a sh*t on my undies.I ran quickly towards the comfort room. I can't stop thinking about the dressmakers horrible face because it was disfigured and she was speechless. I know that she knew that i pooed coz i was soo smelly..hahahahaha well, i know this was disgusting but its nice to remember this funny little moment from my past life in elementary.. honestly, I really couldn't hold on to anything because my rectal sphincter wasn't fully matured enough to contract or hold the feces..hahaahaha I can laugh it off now..yop!

i also had one such experience . my father was doing a bbussiness and so i got lots of tattoos and other things like jumping ball , etc for free and i used to have a lot of these things . one i was having a packet of tattoos in my bag and one of my friends found it anfd he asked how much is it . i told one amount and he accepted and bought . i slod for some good money and after some some days no one bought and i gave it free . . that was one of the funniest thing i remember .

I remember some funny things from school. One of the things I remember the most is an embarrassing moment that I have told people here about before. I was walking down the hall with a box, I was maybe in second grade. Well My pants fell down! I was behind a boy I had a crush on! Hmm... then I just remember things like walking down the school halls to the bathrooms, or the counselor's office, or to classes. Crossing the street with my grandfather, things like that.

I joined the football team shortly after going to first class. During the time I spent in that team (I am still a member of it) we have had lots of fun with my mates. We have been to different football camps and there was always something hilarious going on! I think that we just had a huge sense of humor, so we would always joke and fool about all the time. It's nice to recall these old times.

even as a child everyone stops breathing the moment i get angry. our teacher back in grade one made us put two pencils out of our bag everytime we would write. i think the reason for this is to consume less time as first graders tend to take a long time in getting anything out of their bags. the first pencil we use in writing while the other one is put behind our ears so it wouldn't roll to our seat mate's place. anyway, my mother put a trademark shaving on all my pencils since many of that brand is bought. but when i lost my other pencil i started verbally asking my seatmate to return it. it took a long time for him to come to terms with my temper and realize that both our pencils have the same trademark shavings. he then gathered all the breath he could and pointed out to the other pencil at the back of my ear . i don't know how our mothers had the same idea with that trademark shaving .

When I was in second grade it was our playground game for us to have pretend weddings. It was during that year that I was "married" several times. However, with one of he boys that I "got married to" really did like me. After we had our "wedding" he took me into the classroom and kissed me in there behind the reading stand. I look back at this event as an adult with a certain fondness and I wonder if my daughter is going to go through the same stage next year when she is in the second grade.

I cannot recall any funny moments except the unhappy ones - where I was bullied. My parents got to call in the school to clarify with the teacher. The most "memorable" one was a classmate use a pair of scissors to cut my sleeve.

My favorite moment also happened in grade one. I was walking to school with two of my friends. They were both on the outside of me while I was in the middle. As we were walking, all of a sudden, both of my friends slipped and fell at the same time into the mud, while some how some way, I didn't even feel the mud. Both of them were gross and muddy while I stayed up on my feet.

i can't remember funny things i done during the time i was in school. but i remember crying to mom that i want to go to school. it was my first time to go to school, in grade one and it was already the 3rd day of school since it started and i was not yet enrolled because my dad had no money that time so i still have to wait till next week and my mom brought me to school to enroll.

here's mine! In our house we used to sell BBQ, and when i was in high school, my mom always told me to go home right away after my class cos I need to sell BBQ, and almost all of my classmates would go with me to eat BBQ, they're all really addicted with our bbq, so like your guavas my BBQ too was always sold out! , and one of my classmate named me miss BBQ..ha ha I remember those old times