Payback?
By TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85146)
Shingle Springs, California
March 17, 2010 10:39am CST
So the other night when I bit my lip, Dearra offered to give me eating lessons. This morning she was headed toward the kitchen trash can and she stubbed her toe on it. So, not one to let such a thing slip by, I offered to give her walking lessons. Payback was great! Problem is, now I'll have to eat carefully, walk carefully, talk carefully. She's watching and waiting for her opportunity!
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@vandana7 (100300)
• India
17 Mar 10
That's a great relationship you have with your daughter. I too do that with papa. :)
Sorry for being the first to respond. :) Hope I am not the first one. :) Biting lip - out here they say when somebody is angry with you - you bite your tongue. :) But dont worry - you stop being so pre-occupied with others and start enjoying your life, everything will be just fine. Take care Dawn.
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
17 Mar 10
If it were Richard, he'd be watching. Dearra? Nah. But if I mess up in front of her, I'm toast.
@vandana7 (100300)
• India
17 Mar 10
Dawn look at my nephew giving you compliments - you didnt even realize it! And then he laughs at the end - why LOL after you called Dawn smart anak saudara? Were you teasing her? :) You shouldnt. She has two cantek girls. :) You'll ruin your chances to be gembira. And both of you thanks for more words in that thread. :) Dawn, I know it is not relevant, but I really want to know a few words. Hope you dont mind. :)
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
17 Mar 10
I saw it. I"m kind of weird about compliments...
@zoey7879 (3092)
• Quincy, Illinois
17 Mar 10
Ouch!
Well here's a payback story that is sure to get you going...
I was dating a guy last year who ultimately lied to me and cheated on me. He had a cousin named Trisha. One night, he mentioned to me that he had been talking to Trisha.
I found out a couple of days later that it wasn't his cousin Trisha that he was talking about, but a new girlfriend. Before he had even ended the relationship he had with me! We didn't speak again for a few months...
When we did, he told me that he had tried to get into a relationship with a mutual friend. For my ex, he only knew the mutual friend online, and they met playing an MMORPG. My ex was really interested in my friend for a while, but ran off like he always does. I tried and tried to tell him that despite my friends online character being a female that my friend was actually a gay man. My ex UTTERLY refuses to believe it. He says that I'm hating.
So whenever I get really down or angry, I think about that, and bust out laughing like a room full of kindergartners. Ah... Karma!!!
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
17 Mar 10
well you know what they say about people online, you never know who you're dealing with!
@zoey7879 (3092)
• Quincy, Illinois
17 Mar 10
Yup...
rofl
The hilarious part of it all being that I didn't know it was a gay man at the time, not until several months later. As strange as it is, he turned out to be the real life friend of one of my real life friends. LOL
And what tangled webs we weave :p
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@purplealabaster (22091)
• United States
17 Mar 10
LOL! I am too clumsy to worry about "payback", because I doubt that I would ever get enough opportunities to get even with the other person.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
17 Mar 10
Dearra and I are both klutzes so it will probably be back and forth!
@cloudwatcher (6861)
• Australia
17 Mar 10
What goes round will come round - and round, and round and round.
PS Why is there a mature content tag on this?
@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
17 Mar 10
tOLD U, U JUST CAN'T BEHAVE YOURSELF.
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@tamarafireheart (15384)
•
17 Mar 10
Hi dawnald,
Stubbing toe is really bad, it hurts like mad, I've done and was hopping about cusing and spitting nails, lol! yes, you have to watch yourself, lol!.
Tamara
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
17 Mar 10
She didn't hit it all that hard. She was laughing before I even said anything!
@faridmadeabillion (1127)
• Bangladesh
5 Aug 10
Hey Ma'am,
This tiny bits of everyday humour make life full of variety. Keep it up and enjoy.
Have a nice day.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
17 Mar 10
I can hear it 20 years from now, "mom, you didn't really write this stuff down?"
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
17 Mar 10
Oh yikes, knowing I'm being watched will make me nervous...
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
18 Mar 10
Just be careful stepping out of the shower. And make sure not to laugh with food in your mouth or juice..not something you want coming out of your nose...But it is all in good fun I am sure.. and fun is always a good thing.
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@GardenGerty (160708)
• United States
18 Mar 10
Yeah, and she is younger she can afford to wait longer.I hope you survive this ongoing lesson giving. Can we find some lessons to learn that do not involve pain?
@BarBaraPrz (47343)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
18 Mar 10
Were you wearing your Bad Mom T-shirt?
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
18 Mar 10
I prefer to think of it as my Funny Mom T-shirt.
@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
20 Mar 10
oh man that is payback
my brother and i kid each other like that.
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