Making fun of Twilight
By olisaur
@olisaur (1922)
United States
March 23, 2010 6:28pm CST
I am a Twilight fan and I certainly don't think it's the "best" piece of literatue ever, but I can also enjoy a good joke about it. ^o^
There are hundreds amoung hundred of them- just today when I logged into Facebook, one of my friends became a fan of "Twilight: the story of a girl's choice between beastiality and necrophilia."
And then there's "You're not a vampire just because you suck," as well as "When I ws your age, vampires sucked blood, not c**k."
So what have you heard? Give me some of your Twilight jokes (-jokes people, I don't need to hear you bash about how much you think the series sucks).
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4 responses
@Jennlk84 (4205)
• United States
24 Mar 10
I read the first 3 Twilight Saga books and really enjoyed them. I'm waiting on the 4th to come out in paperback! I wasn't sure if I'd enjoy the books at first because I'm not really into vampires and because of my age, but I did like them and am glad I read them!
I went to Barnes and Noble a couple of weeks ago and they had a whole Twilight set up. On that table they had several books that were parodies. I had to pick a few of them up and check it out. They actually made me laugh. Most of them seem to be pretty badily written, but like I said they did make me laugh! I don't think i'd ever actually spend the money on them though, maybe I'll borrow them from my library if they ever make ti there! LOL
@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
24 Mar 10
lol. I gotta find those groups. I've seen some crazy captioned twilight pictures like this one where Jacob asks Edward if he ever thought of sucking Bellas tampon, then another from the movie bloopers scene shows Edward falling over Bella and it says "This is how babies are made" Look up funny Twilight in Photobucket and tinypic. Theres some hilarious stuff there.
@ayumitakashi (4462)
• United States
24 Mar 10
Like you I have also read the books and I guess I'm kind of a fan but I'm not like those crazy fans that like fantasy about being Bella or whatever. But this is the first time that I have heard of those jokes which made me laugh. I have heard people make fun of Twilight because of the writing but I haven't really heard any other jokes besides the one that you just told us. Thanks for the laugh. ^_^
@ybong007 (6643)
• Philippines
24 Mar 10
I've just watched twilight last night. I consider it good but not great, but i don't think it sucks (that much, anyway 
). I hate the make up though. I have a colleague who is a fan because she thought she resembles bella. Personally, i think she does when she was younger minus the weight 
. but i'm not a fan, so i don't follow the series. Maybe it's worth seeing the second part.
). I hate the make up though. I have a colleague who is a fan because she thought she resembles bella. Personally, i think she does when she was younger minus the weight . but i'm not a fan, so i don't follow the series. Maybe it's worth seeing the second part.