Senior Wedding Story.
By Polly1
@Polly1 (12645)
United States
April 4, 2010 5:19pm CST
I wanted to share this cute story with everyone. Its so funny, so true and so cute. I hope it brings a smile to your face like it did mine, actually I laughed out loud. Do you like stories like this? Do you like to share them when you get them? Tae care everyone and Happy Easter.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore ... Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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10 responses
@JJ4Ever (4693)
• United States
5 Apr 10
Too funny! That is so cute. Someone definitely had an imagination! I love when people share these stories because we can all benefit from a good laugh. If you read something that causes you to laugh out loud, I think you can't help but share! As I was reading this story, I could just picture the cute older couple in the store talking to the clerk. Thanks for the chuckle. 
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@Polly1 (12645)
• United States
5 Apr 10
I had a picture in my head of the cute older couple too. Older married people are so cute together. I love to see them walking and still holding hands, its so cute. Happy Easter, I hope you and hubby had a nice day, the day turned out beautiful.
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@KrauseHome (36448)
• United States
14 Jul 11
This is totally cute. Had never heard this one before. Thanks for the laugh.
@palonghorn (5479)
• United States
4 Apr 10
Oh my gosh that is too funny. Very cute story, glad you shared it with us. My ex was told me if we were still together 40 yrs from now we'd get married (obviously don't have to worry bout that happening lol) I asked 'What if we can find a church that is wheelchair accessible, and can still hear the preacher?' lol
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@mercury_yan (127)
• China
5 May 10
i have to say that i need e-dictionary to understand the meaning of bridal registry. (: but i really laugh out when i know what the story means. haha,thanks for your share, it's really funny.
