How Does Santa Know WHat You've Been Up To ??????????????????????
By firelight
@firelight (1858)
Australia
November 16, 2006 3:19am CST
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.
So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
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10 responses
@firelight (1858)
• Australia
16 Nov 06
If you take a moment to actually read the post, you would see it was a joke!
@dreams_2007 (319)
• India
26 Nov 06
no I do not know...........Can you tell me...........well why santa claus come plz tell me I do not know the main reasons about it ..........
@ausnikki (4054)
• Brisbane, Australia
26 Nov 06
LOl that's great.So does the mean Santa is Big Brother???
@Beautiful_Nightmare (1337)
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26 Nov 06
hahaha I like that! Santa knows if you've been naughty or good because he has special powers which tell him who's been good and who hasn't. He then has his elves type up the list of who's been bad so he knows who to miss out on his travels :P
@euniceeleanor (5967)
• Singapore
26 Nov 06
and i've always thought that this song is to make sure that all kids behave themself.....now, i think adults should behave too...LOL
@TerriStardust (825)
• United States
26 Nov 06
LOL. It's so true. Honestly, when my stepson figured out Santa when he was about 6, it was a relief. Now why, tell me, would we prefer our kids to think that they are getting presents from some omniscient fat man half a world away? Why, people, WHY? Doesn't it seem like a more loving holiday to know they are coming from your parents. Plus, I come up with some good gifts for that kid. I hate to give up the credit!
