My bf's retarded friends.
@artsyfartsygypsy (755)
Canada
April 7, 2010 5:01pm CST
I love my boyfriend and while h'es a little weird sometimes, who isnt?
Buy his friends...his best friends...are...beyon dthe weird I can ahndfle.
You know, anime I can deal with (in fact I promote it), strange inside jokes (sue, why not?)...But what they do is beyond. Today at lunch in the middle of the cafeteria (at uni) one of his bestfriends needed to go to the bathroopm and started taking about battleshits. Basically it's this game they've come up with and actually play with going poop. Who can do it more, faster, thinker, etc. Um, yuck, Thats disguisting! So not only was he talking fabout it but he was screaming about it across the caf, dead serious too, to try to find someone to do it with him. I was humiliated and the guys were all rolling around laughing in hyserics.
They do this kind of thing all the time.
Any help people? Anyone have a si,iliar story?
3 responses
@cowboyofhell (3063)
• Philippines
7 Apr 10
When boys are lonely it disgusts them so they come up with a disgusting joke but funny nonetheless which is ok as the silence of the room will be much worse.
@zoey7879 (3092)
• Quincy, Illinois
7 Apr 10
The Battleshits idea came from the movie "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle"...
Idea: Don't be the only girl in the boycrowd.
I speak from the experience of living with 5 males when I was 19.
It was like living in a crazy boys dorm.
I heard a LOT worse things in much more embarrassing places than this...
Even though I lived in a somewhat high crime area and had no car (or public transportation) after the stories that came from the mouth of one roommate (the one who always gave me rides to where I needed to go!) I quit eating at home because I refused to eat from anything that came out of the kitchen sink and I refused to ride in his car. Use your imagination.
It kind of comes with the territory especially if they're 23 and under it would seem.
@wickedlove (326)
• United States
7 Apr 10
My boyfriend has friends like that. I just don't hang out with them. In the cafe? I guess your still in school. Why not talk to him. You eat with your friends and he with his friends for 2 days, and then you 2 eat together by yourselves? Just because they are HIS friends does not mean they need to be YOUR friends. Find a way to spend time with him without the friends around.
My boyfriend hangs out with his friends that I don't like when I am doing something else. Same goes with my friends that he doesn't like. Just try to find a middle balance somewhere.
