What do you think about getting drunk in front of your wife?

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This situation comes to reality when: -You never drink anything stronger than vodka before breakfast. -You make a point of never drinking before noon. Which is convenient, because you’re never up before three in the afternoon. -With a bottle of Passport Scotch and a suitcase of Stroh’s you can go on vacation without ever leaving your house. -A cold cement floor looks comfortable and inviting. -You always confuse the words picture and pitcher, especially when someone says, “Hey, take my picture.” Do you know some other situations like these?