Laugh this off!:
By BYOLA2871
@BYOLA2871 (4371)
South Africa
April 19, 2010 10:40am CST
A man hates his wife”s cat and decides to get rid of it for good.He drives 20 blocks from his home and drops the cat there.But when he arrives at home,he finds the cat walking up the driveway.
The next day he decides to drive 40 blocks from home and leaves the cat there.But the same thing happens.He keeps trying to increase the distance in order to get rid of te cat.But it keeps finding its way home.
One day,fed up with this,he decides to to drive far away.He makes a left then a right ,crosses the bridge,then right and left then finally right until he reaches a p[erfect spot to drop the cat again.Hours later he called his wife in a huff and puff.
H asked “is the cat there?” “yes why asked the wife.Frustrated the man says “put that stupid cat on the phone,I need directions to get home” is nt this funny?
How long do you think is long enough?
When two people meet and fall in love and eventually decide to start dating,in their mind its either it works out and ends in marriage or nothing else,but I wanna know how long is actually long enough for two people who are dating to be able to say lets get married,my question came as a result of a conversation I had with a lady who says she had been dating her boyfriend for about 4 years now the lady is 28 while the guy is 32 but each time the subject of marriage comes up the guy always say he is still too young for marriage what do you think of this?
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@Shatila90 (80)
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19 Apr 10
If he is not ready for a commitment after 4 years of dating I never think he'll commit he is just wasting her precious time she can do so much better
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@salja1 (49)
• Trinidad And Tobago
19 Apr 10
Love Your Joke!!
A for the lady's predicament, she should probably ask when will he be old enough, it may give her peace of mind when he answers. Then she may be more relaxed and enjoy their time together.
As for me, my bf is 32 as well and I'm 31. We have been dating for 16 years!! Still no marriage! Ha, I wonder what she would say to that!!