Bloopers while eating…
By portisray
@portisray (503)
Philippines
April 21, 2010 1:23am CST
Have you experienced comedy bloopers while you are eating? It doesn’t matter whether you are in a restaurant or in your house…. As far as I can remember, I have 3 experiences that I want to share to all of you myLotters!
The first one while I was in my first year high school… We went to McDonalds in Harrison Plaza… I usually put ketchup in every bite to my burger so I went to the ketchup dispenser. At that time, I am not aware of how to get ketchup. The person on the queue just leaving when I got there so I didn’t see how she manages to get it… The dispenser looks like water fountain where you will drink like we use to. I looked under the dispenser if there’s a foot pedal where I can press. But there’s none. I don’t know how to get it so I looked left and right as if there’s someone looking at me and I opened the lid and fetch the ketchup inside it! Mind you! I fetch the ketchup. When I get backed to our table, I watch the next person on how did she get the ketchup… Aha! I have to press down the pump first to retrieve the ketchup!
Ohhh…ketchup again…. The second time I had bloops when we ate at Greenwich Pizza. I have my 4 slices of pizza in front of me and every bite I put ketchup. Pizza on my left hand, the squeeze ketchup bottle on the right. While I am busy chatting with my friends and then, suddenly I feel thirsty so I hold my soft drink on the right instead of the squeeze bottle but I didn’t drink because I have to say something to my friend…And here I am again….talk, talk and talk…. And I absent-mindedly spilled the soft drink on my pizza! I thought it’s the ketchup bottle…my pizza is wet and also the 2 remaining pizza on the table. What did I do? I still eat it even if it is wet! Hehe… My friends were laughing because I was so clumsy! I am not!
Well, here we go again… The third bloopers act… The chocolate icing on top of the donuts… I like to eat Choco creme in Dunkin Donuts. It is chocolate filled inside with a choco crème on top… So I usually eat it first through the surrounding areas of the donut before I eat the icing on top. But then the icing went bloated and it went straight inside my soft drink! Ugh! What else can I do? I can’t get it out using my finger and its gross so I still drink my soft drink even if there’s an icing inside… Ha! A soft drink filled with chocolate icing!
How about you all myLotters? Any bloopers while eating?
2 responses
@mishyyu (217)
• Philippines
26 Apr 10
it seem like you're fond of putting ketchup on your food..lol. hey, with the softdrink and donut icing blooper, maybe that's how they discovered the ice cream float..lol. anyways, I remember back in college when me and my club mates were eating in Jollibee, we asked our gay member who's quite a comedian to treat us, so I ordered one meat pie. when our orders arrived, I opened the meat pie box and then I realized that the pie is still very hot, I slowly took a bite of the crust and then suddenly the crust opened and probably due to the pressure of the heat inside, a meat filling popped out and onto my white shirt.. everyone saw it in the act and went laughing at me, and even the gay guy who treated us jokingly said "mga patay gutom!!" (..I don't know how to interpret this in english but it somehow means you're hungry as a beggar..)
@frontvisions101 (16043)
• Philippines
21 Apr 10
We're not really eating. I was drinking a chocolate drink in a tetra pack. I was with a friend. There was a mini game on the back and i obliged to play it. It was a maze. I tried to squeeze the pack cuz i thought it was empty. Then i looked at my friend and he was covered with chocolate all over his clothes. Lol.
