What is the naughtiest thing your child did? :)

I don't have a child but my story was relayed for me that when i was young i always have high temperature on the 7th of each month because i was born on the 7th of december and it got to a stage my parents couldn't stand it no more and the took me to a doctor, after consultation they told the doctor said i was feeling like that because i felt that every 7th in all the month's was my birthday and the should just let me have fun and that the next day he'll be fine and that was true, another was me always climbing on high things so i could feel tall, the other was always calling out the word food, food whenever i see anything and then i throw it in my mouth.

I don't have any children but I experienced taking care of my cousin when I am around 10 years old or something. That child smiled at me and then out of the blue she peed without diapers on inside our house. Since I was also a child then, I called my Aunt so that she can take care of it and when we came back, she was licking her pee in the floor. Sorry for that weird story but that was the naughtiest thing that a child did LOL

I still don't have a child but I do have a nephew in his terrible twos. His latest incident involves climbing and jumping off when everyone is screaming their heads off of fear. Not to mention attempting to frighten us all by standing or running to the stairs only to stop and look at our reactions! It's crazy really, but he loves looking at our faces when he is able to divert the attention of his nanny and does those stunts! Another would be doing the exact opposite of what you tell him to do. When you say don't touch something or stop doing what he's doing (like banging his car to the glass panel) he will do it 10x! Oh how about biting your nose off while you're sleeping! Sheez! As for me the naughtiest thing he ever did was to scream 'boobies' while holding on to mine in public! Sheez. It was humiliating!

My daughter made a trail of pepper once from the kitchen to the living room... she also colored a beautiful picture of a tree and a meadow and flowers on our living room wall, with crayons :) She was about 4 years old then.