Monster Raving Loony Party, Don't You Just Love 'Em!
By Janey1966
@Janey1966 (24170)
Carlisle, England
April 30, 2010 11:07am CST
Before people start to dismiss the Monster Raving Loony Party as not being serious they went on about 24 hour drinking before our government embraced it..well, sort of, only a few premises open 24 hours a day but they at least have the option.
My favourite is being able to buy 3 socks instead of 2 in case you lose one. Mum loses socks all the time so it would be ideal for her!
http://www.loonyparty.com/index.php?page=manifestoproposals-1
I hope the above link makes you laugh. Welcome relief from the "serious" election going on in the UK at present!
Classic stuff!
My favourite is being able to buy 3 socks instead of 2 in case you lose one. Mum loses socks all the time so it would be ideal for her!
http://www.loonyparty.com/index.php?page=manifestoproposals-1
I hope the above link makes you laugh. Welcome relief from the "serious" election going on in the UK at present!
Classic stuff!1 person likes this
4 responses
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
3 May 10
Good luck enforcing the hypocritical politician thing. But hilarious!
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
3 May 10
I'm running on a "free ice cream for everybody" platform...
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
3 May 10
Unfortunately, not everywhere has a candidate.
I do know that a football mascot (a bloke in a monkey suit) put up for Mayor in Hartlepool once...and got in because one of his pledges was "free bananas for kids in schools!"
It's true! He doesn't wear his monkey suit anymore. In fact, I don't think he's a mascot anymore as he takes his role as Mayor very seriously. He is so popular he got re-elected.
I do know that a football mascot (a bloke in a monkey suit) put up for Mayor in Hartlepool once...and got in because one of his pledges was "free bananas for kids in schools!"
It's true! He doesn't wear his monkey suit anymore. In fact, I don't think he's a mascot anymore as he takes his role as Mayor very seriously. He is so popular he got re-elected.1 person likes this
@Matthammer (385)
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6 May 10
What is this serious election you speak of.
I'm rather under the impression that panto season has come early.
In fact I'm no longer sure Gordon is even a real person. In the BBC debate his head barely seemed to be attached as he scoffed and snorted about everything. Then he did that grin that would win any gurning competition.
I was waiting for Brian Conley to step out and do his "It's a puppet" line ;)
I think its a shame all parties are not represented in all constituencies. Greens, Monsters etc should be able to brighten up all areas :)
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
6 May 10
Well my nephew is going to be disappointed because he wanted to vote for a Green candidate and there isn't one where he lives.
I think he will probably close his eyes and go "bump" on the paper, see who he gets that way lol.
@MagicalBubbles (5103)
• Canada
30 Apr 10
Thanks for sharing, I sure needed a laugh today. We have same here.
My most favorite are: 3-7-49-76-81
Enjoy your elections. We have so many here lately that I dont bother anymore.
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
30 Apr 10
The Prison Food one is brilliant isn't it? As is the KFC and Pizza Hut doing school dinners although Mum wouldn't be happy because it's her job to feed the kids at school every day lol. Making pain illegal is great too and is a nice idea in my opinion.
Hovercrafts hehe lol. Like it.
Illegal to wake up before 9am...now I can't see anyone NOT liking that one!
Glad I cheered you up.
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
30 Apr 10
Yes, I like that one too..and I reckon it can actually work!
