Men's Rules that women should know

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we guys always hear the rules from our women. here are our rules. 1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. that's what we do. 2. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. not both. if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 3. if we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing is wrong. we know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 4. shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way. 5. thank you for reading this. yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.