Teleconference call in the toilet

Doing business while in business - Conference call while in the toilet
@bounce58 (17385)
Canada
May 10, 2010 4:24pm CST
Funny thing I saw and heard at work today. Just before lunch I went into the restroom. The urinals in the men’s restroom are placed alongside the cubicles. As I set myself in front of the urinal just beside one of the cubicle, I could hear the guy inside in some sort of conference call. He was just commenting on a chart in one of the slides he just showed a group of people on the other line. I thought it weird so after I finished, and started to walk away, I tried to glance at the bottom of the cubicle. And I saw that his pants were definitely down. I guess there is nothing wrong with what he was doing, as nobody could see him. I just thought it odd. What if somebody on the other side flushed the toilet? Wouldn’t they hear it on the other line and get curious? Anyway, to make this a discussion, have you ever seen something like this? Have you ever seen or heard somebody doing their business in the toilet? Of course, the real kind of business. What can you say about doing business while in business?
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• Philippines
11 May 10
Well I guess he's just a business man doing he's part right? It's disgusting true enough. But whats wrong with what he is doing? Blame it to the call of nature i guess.
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@bounce58 (17385)
• Canada
12 May 10
Yeah! A call of business interrupting a call of nature. Thanks for responding vinne22. And welcome to myLot!
@maxyl12 (236)
• Philippines
11 May 10
Hahaha. I've been that lots of time. Especially if its an emergency call. Well I dont mind as long as the person calling you does not know. Well it would not hurt so much if you didn't tell any. I mean hey, for some its disgusting. But for me, just being me.
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@bounce58 (17385)
• Canada
12 May 10
Thanks for being frank masyl12! I guess you're right, as long as nobody else knows. But what about flushing the toilet? Do you just make sure you don't do it while you're still in there?
@ksherrie (891)
• Singapore
31 May 10
Wow.. that is very enthusiastic of that guy!!! Luckily the phone doesn't transmit any smell yet... haha.
@bounce58 (17385)
• Canada
30 Aug 10
We're going there! Now the phones can transmit pictures. You can actually video conference while making a call. I'm sure the smell is not far behind! 4 months late, but thanks for the response!
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
10 May 10
hi bounce I am laughing just imaging what the people on the other end were thinking if they heard that flushing. I was in a womans restroom once at a mall here iN Ca called the Village. I heard this woman talking away, and it sounded like someone in a meeting, then she said what I thought was Patsie so I called out Yes do I know you' maam? then I heard her say Oh just some fruit cake trying to horn in on our business meeting Kathy , now you were saying, then is when I got angry and let my toilet flush loud enough she was having a hard time talking to the Kathy,. I was washing up when she came out in her tight little business suit. She glared at me and said, you flushed right in the middle of my business meeting. I glared back and said, well is not that what you do after you have done your busines? And for your information why are you holding a meeting while in a restroom in the mall? She flounded out and did not answer me. wow.
@bounce58 (17385)
• Canada
10 May 10
Haha! So there are really people (aside from this guy in my office, of course) that conduct business while in the toilet. Is this what our world has become? Are we so much of a multi-tasker that we could include toilet-business as another task that could be done simultaneous with other tasks?! And she had the nerve to ask you why you flushed in the middle of her meeting?! Haha, I liked your answer Hatley! Thanks.
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
11 May 10
hi bounce and erikmama what really makes me laugh is how angry she was when I thought she was calling to me, Patsie sounds a lot like Kathy the way some people say it, and her response to the conference people, as at first I really thought maybe she did know me. a lot of people know me as I used to work in the tustin library and was always shelving books and people would ask me questions. but then to fuss with me over flushing my toilet made no sense.
@cream97 (29086)
• United States
10 May 10
Hi, bounce58. That is disgusting! I have never seen anything like this before. Only but on T.V. that is. I have seen many people talk while they are on the toilet seat. But not to where they were having a teleconference call. I would not want to do any business with someone that is on the telephone talking while they are making a stinky mess in the toilet. That is just so downright and ill!
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@bounce58 (17385)
• Canada
10 May 10
My thoughts exactly! But I guess he figured that as long as nobody sees him, nobody would know. I'm sure he was talking with a group from a far-off location. How else could he take the chance that of anybody else in the office telling on him. Like me, here in myLot!
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• United States
1 Sep 10
OH my! I just had the greatest time reading, not only your post, but all the responses you received here. Too funny some of the toilet truths and tactics that came out, hahaha! Good one!
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
13 May 10
Hm, in most circles it's considered rather bad etiquette to conduct business on the phone while in the potty... Besides what if you drop your phone in the water. Nasty, not to mention expensive!
@bounce58 (17385)
• Canada
30 Aug 10
Ewww! I don't even want to go there! I couldn't imagine what you (or I) would do if the phone is dropped in the toilet. Darn right, expensive!
@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
11 May 10
Hey bounce! You are right about the toilet flushing thing! Now that would have been extremely embarrassing to say the least! I just don't understand people and cell phones! There are just times and places that enough is enough! I wouldn't talk on my cell in a public restroom! I do talk on my home phone and flush, but that is because my friends all do the same!lol Although, it is kind of gross! But, I am only going in for a "quick pee"! And by the way, I thought you were a woman all this time so thanks for clearing all that up!
@bounce58 (17385)
• Canada
12 May 10
Hi Opal. Sorry that you got the wrong impression about me. So, you also do it with your landline?! I guess so long as your right hand does not know what your left hand is doing, right?! Thanks, and have a great day.
@arystine (1273)
• Philippines
13 May 10
Hi bounce. I've never experienced hearing someone talk and do business in the toilet. But your discussion is really funny!! I can imagine how weird it must have felt for you. LOL. And really, what if someone flushed the toilet? LOL.
@bounce58 (17385)
• Canada
29 Aug 10
If someone else flushed the toilet, I'm sure the sound would have carried thru the phone and the conversation. I'm sure it would have been funny how the caller would weasel out of his way with that. Sorry for this late comment, but thanks for responding 4 months ago.
• Indonesia
11 May 10
wuahahaha, what funny thing that is. maybe he's on a rush to catch the deal,very very funny and also feel sad cause he cant enjoy at the toilet. wuahaha
@bounce58 (17385)
• Canada
12 May 10
Well, that's one way of looking at it... Enjoying the toilet! Thanks for the response. And welcome to myLot!