Make the sentence sound better!!! (funny)

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I'll "eat" a word and you will have to complete the sentence and then you have to make another one for the next one. Ex: 1.I have 2 .... and im glad. The next one has to make something like this: I have 2 JOBS and im glad. And for the next person: People call me by the name .... PS: there is no correct answer, just make it sound funny :D