do you suffer from MYLOT-O-CRAVIA .. a new disease. contagious, addictive.
@consultrainer (4991)
India
May 22, 2010 10:03pm CST
FRIENDLY warning and DISEASE ALERT.
There is a strong rumor here in mylot world, that a new disease, which is not only CONTAGIOUS, but also very addictive in nature is making rounds.
it is code named as "MYLOTOCRAVIA" .
symptoms are: ... Burning Eyes, strained fingers, halucination, etc.
side effects of the disease: As you may bump your forehead on to the keyboard, you might get a welt, (as our friend, HATLEY had, the other day.) .. and the BLACK-EYE.
SUGGESTED treatment: surgery: CUT the internet connection.
alternative methods: ... none yet discovered.
There is a strong rumor here in mylot world, that a new disease, which is not only CONTAGIOUS, but also very addictive in nature is making rounds.
it is code named as "MYLOTOCRAVIA" .
symptoms are: ... Burning Eyes, strained fingers, halucination, etc.
side effects of the disease: As you may bump your forehead on to the keyboard, you might get a welt, (as our friend, HATLEY had, the other day.) .. and the BLACK-EYE.
SUGGESTED treatment: surgery: CUT the internet connection.
alternative methods: ... none yet discovered.5 people like this
24 responses
cutting internet connection is not worked, they keep playing in my mind...
i better runn
@snam23 (3157)
• United States
23 May 10
Continued Coverage of the mylotocravia disease: Authorities are reporting that the number of infected patients has increased to over 1000 people around the world. What started as a small infection is becoming the biggest epidemic since the H1N1 virus, a.k.a. the swine flu, broke out several years ago (
) The FDA has yet to announce their decision on several treatments available, although a surgery for the disease was completed unsuccessfully yet will still be available to the public.
Although the specific cause of the disease has yet to be confirmed, experts are saying it is the addictiveness, nice people, interesting discussions, earnings and payments on time, and the opportunity to meet knew people and make friends on myLot among other things are what makes this new disease so contagious. They are warning everyone to proceed with caution. We will keep you updated as the story develops.
I believe I have a very mild case of this new and contagious disease. My temporary treatment is doing something else that is as addicting such as playing video games or watching funny or random YouTube videos.
By the way, this is a great discussion you have going there, and I enjoyed reading it very much! 
) The FDA has yet to announce their decision on several treatments available, although a surgery for the disease was completed unsuccessfully yet will still be available to the public.
Although the specific cause of the disease has yet to be confirmed, experts are saying it is the addictiveness, nice people, interesting discussions, earnings and payments on time, and the opportunity to meet knew people and make friends on myLot among other things are what makes this new disease so contagious. They are warning everyone to proceed with caution. We will keep you updated as the story develops.
I believe I have a very mild case of this new and contagious disease. My temporary treatment is doing something else that is as addicting such as playing video games or watching funny or random YouTube videos.
By the way, this is a great discussion you have going there, and I enjoyed reading it very much! @consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
one side effect that you will find is.. increase in your rating .. you shall be soon promoted to be a 9 star general. I will see to that.
YOUR report is wonderful. and thanks mate!!!
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@snam23 (3157)
• United States
23 May 10
Breaking news! Another patient with the disease is being raised to a level 9 alert! This will be first, of what authorities predict, of several patients moved to level 9 alert in addition to the thousands already on level 9 and 10 alerts! Stay tuned for a complete list of level 9 alerts that will never be released! 
Thank you! I don't care much for star ratings, but if you insist!
No problem! It was fun writing it! Your discussion is wonderful too!
On a more serious note, I think we need more fun and interesting discussions that can still be serious. It's fun, serious, and is something everyone at myLot can relate to, myLot!
Great job, I really miss these kind of discussions! Hope you start more of these!
Thank you! I don't care much for star ratings, but if you insist!
No problem! It was fun writing it! Your discussion is wonderful too!
On a more serious note, I think we need more fun and interesting discussions that can still be serious. It's fun, serious, and is something everyone at myLot can relate to, myLot!
Great job, I really miss these kind of discussions! Hope you start more of these!1 person likes this
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
thanks for the inspiration. will think hard about the recommendation. meanwhile, your reporting style is truly journalistic.. are you one?
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@skysuccess (8858)
• Singapore
24 May 10
consultrainer,
Thanks for the heads up here.
I have another good prescription:
UV + NaCl + H2O = Beach resort with the sun.
Definitely, an effective cure without any side effects but cannot promise a world of romantic time with your love one. It is also a contagious cure.
Definitely, an effective cure without any side effects but cannot promise a world of romantic time with your love one. It is also a contagious cure.@consultrainer (4991)
• India
24 May 10
lols. that is a very innovative idea,,... but, I presume, just like window shopping, .. I take my wife on a virtual tour. I show her all the travelogues, and online travel websites. Sometimes, some wonderful person uploads his video on tour. I will show that too.
lols.
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
26 May 10
thanks. YES. following your advise, booked a MYSORE-BANGALORE tour for the family.
month end visit.. for 10 days..
so, my vacation notice... to all ... right now, in the planning of this.
@skysuccess (8858)
• Singapore
25 May 10
consultrainer,
"....I take my wife on a virtual tour. I show her all the travelogues, and online travel websites. "
I thought you've already disconnected the internet?!!
How about getting up from your chairs and go for the real one?
Nothing's like the real thing, you know...
I thought you've already disconnected the internet?!!
How about getting up from your chairs and go for the real one?
Nothing's like the real thing, you know...
@sagar21 (1579)
• India
23 May 10
ha ha great discovery.....
can I suggest another name myloto mania...he..he..
One hypothesised cause of MYLO-O-CRAVIA (myloto mania), is that the excessive formation of the neurotransmitter mylotonin in the temporal lobe.
So we can use site blockers like http://keepmeout.com/..it works by blocking the mylotonin and thus helps ...a little..
Aggressive maniacs must be treated with myLot aversion therapy........
ha.ha...ha.ha.ho.ho..ho..ho..he..he..he...muahahahahahahahahaha.........
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@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
now, dear dear sagar.. take it cool.. now, now.. close your eyes...
I am going to give you an injection.. a sleeping dose.. they call it a shot in US and UK, I presume. .. it will be like a small pinching feeling on your buttocks..
good boy. now, close your eyes.. and go to sleep. NO DREAMS.. and, you are not supposed to move your fingers like that..
nurse, .. what is this mylot ... there are many patients .. suffering from this mania.. ? @consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
i think, sagar21 is right.
and, sagar, the site is wonderful. it is registered with some uk freezone.
thanks for the wonder. 
@sagar21 (1579)
• India
23 May 10
Nurse to my bystander "You know one secret..actually the Doc who treated your friend is suffering from the same..now he is about to have trans orbital lobotomy"
Me "muahahahahahahahahaha.........I need to see it..no actually I want it........I'm not a maaniaaaccccccccccccc......."
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@juggerogre (1653)
• Philippines
23 May 10
Hahaha nice one :D I think I already caught that disease. Its really addictive! But at the same time its really fun. I don't really want to cure it :D
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@consultrainer (4991)
• India
28 May 10
wow., that is really serious. from you HATLEY... please take care of your sugar levels.. 
Mylotocravia is supposedly a contagious disease. So, I would recommend contaminating the others, through your own computer, or by discreet information, brainwashing techniques to those who try to pull you away from your computer.
thanks for the fun!
Mylotocravia is supposedly a contagious disease. So, I would recommend contaminating the others, through your own computer, or by discreet information, brainwashing techniques to those who try to pull you away from your computer.
thanks for the fun!
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
27 May 10
extra extra tune in to mylot tomorrow for continued coverage of the new and time consuming disease known as mylotocravia it grips you keeps you up til 3 am. and nothing seems to touch it, the person will cling to his or her computer,and yell "Dont you dare touch this, no I am not coming to bed,darling. keep your hands off my computer."
yell "Dont you dare touch this, no I am not coming to bed,darling. keep your hands off my computer."1 person likes this
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
breaking news: New reports suggest that mylotocravia is also causing peculiar symptoms. People suffering from this dreaded contagious disease are seen BEGGING in the streets... around mylot world.
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@webb_jiang (158)
• China
23 May 10
You are a funny guy,doctor,people like you make this site more interesting,really nice topic,but my problem is that I am a little immune to this site,I hope I caught this MYLOT-O-CRAVIA,I have been posting for more than half year now,but my number still maitain under 100,so what is your suggestion,doctor,how can I have the MYLOT-O-CRAVIA disease quickly?
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
1 Jul 10
snam.. you are really in the ICU.. you are getting nearer to the 1000 mark... :D
Then you will regret it 
@madteaparty (2748)
• Japan
23 May 10
Aaah, I'm afraid I became completely immune to it
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@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
oh. is it because you are in mad tea parties? does drinking tea or coffee really solve the problem, and give you immunity? .. actually, it was someone else's suggestion .. at the very start of the mylotocravia research....
thankyou for the party.. and thanks for the tea suggestion too... how did you manage to be at 1726 and more?
@magtibaygom (4858)
• Philippines
23 May 10
Hey friend, I think I have now the symptoms. Help please! LOL
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There is no way i'll cut this freaking connection.@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
that is another symptom.. your tongue appears to be numb.. instead of your fingers?
i am yet to name the particular variant of this disease, where even the tongue appears to be disturbed.
thankyou...
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
ok. I WILL give you the chance of naming the disease variant by yourself.
by the way.. if you are not interested in surgery.. cutting the connection...
shall I suggest you an alternative? . ... eating too heavily. that causes some sleeping ... and ... so, you are cured of this mylotocravia.
@nangisha (3496)
• Indonesia
23 May 10
Ha ha ha..... I think I has been hit by that disease. Indeed mylot very addicting I can not help myself not to log in here every day. I feel that strained finger too but my finger can not stop typing. The treatment you sugested not work because this disease really fun 
.
.@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
oh. thankyou nangisha. .. don't worry. our research is progressing. with all the grants, we are sure to find the remedy to this addiction. ..
lols. and there is just a suggestion from sagar21.. he gives a keepmeout dot com site, which keeps alerting you and blocks the site, if you submit one site to that.
happy my lotting.
@Bikemania (26)
• Bulgaria
23 May 10
I began recently and he is fun to write comments and while money.
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
WELCOME home, dear BikeMania. .. you are already having a mania.. so, from BIKES, you will get your promotion to mylot.
you will soon get addicted to this wonderful social network... make good friends. and, make good topics too.
if you want to make more money, here in mylot, read the guidelines. and start responding in lengthy answers.
goodluck, and wish to see you more in all my topics.
@mario_stevens (6971)
• Malaysia
23 May 10
i'm proud to say that i do not suffer from any such malady..
but i've been going through some therapy for being a myLot-a-holic. the group discussions are really working out for me. i've been able to stay away from myLot for quite some time now...
what the hell am i saying! just by responding here i've abused my councilor's trust..
i better go for another confession at 'myLotters Anonymous'. *sigh...they're going to make me take lead in 'sharing time' again... 
hehe..
what the hell am i saying! just by responding here i've abused my councilor's trust.. i better go for another confession at 'myLotters Anonymous'. *sigh...they're going to make me take lead in 'sharing time' again...
hehe..@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
two of my famous discussions for the past two days.. got deleted.
i am not able to contain my anguish. ...@mario_stevens (6971)
• Malaysia
23 May 10
do not despair my friend, as it has happened to the best of us (ok, it happen to me once...long long time ago
)
but it was a lesson for me to use the search box to check on similar discussions. best part is, sometimes i get rewarded in the search thingy for checking out previous discussions, that it's as if i posted that discussion anyway..
as the adage goes..'a search a day keeps the deleters away..'
)
but it was a lesson for me to use the search box to check on similar discussions. best part is, sometimes i get rewarded in the search thingy for checking out previous discussions, that it's as if i posted that discussion anyway..
as the adage goes..'a search a day keeps the deleters away..'
@sudiptacallingu (10879)
• India
23 May 10
Thankfully NO, I don’t suffer from mylotocravia…rather I suffer from mylotophobia once in six months or so. I just cant take anymore of mylot and stay away from it just like that…maybe once in two days I just login, respond to a few very interesting discussions and then just sign out. I’ve just come out from a similar phase which lasted for more than a month@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
oh.. a new variant? .. craving to be on mylot and not able to logout is the present disease on which we are all working furiously.
now, you are talking about a phobia.. hahahaha. you are the first one to report. and, you will be highlighted in the history annals of mylot.
hahaah. welcome home, sudipta. thanks for the wonderful response.
@HADDOWZ (1469)
•
23 May 10
Hello,
And I always thought viruses could not be spread from person to person through the internet, LOL
I did wonder what was wrong with me when I visit myLot, a strange MENTAL BLOCK seems to take a grip of me and nothing else really matters. And I thought stopping smoking was difficult, this craving just keeps on getting stronger and stronger.
Maybe need to check into 'rehab' , if it's good enough for the rich and famous , then it's good enough for me.
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
so, now.. come on over ... and hop on to the exam-table. Let me take your vitals.. you are already a mylotocravia patient???? ....
we are actually cash-starving, and rich HADDOWZ suits our grants very well.
hahaha. @Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
23 May 10
oh I love that one Mylot-o-cravia my son would agree too I am sure. Idid give my tablemates and I think half the staff some deep heart felt laughs. also my primary care doctor who laughed then suggested I wear a football helmet but shucks that would not have protected the spot where my forehead hit the keyboard. I had to laugh too. My son said dont you ever go for a walk? no I can now tell him I have this dread disease.
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
27 May 10
oh no I learned to say no to p eople wanting me to be a chairperson to something, like my husband used to say just say no n o you can spell it you can say it,no. although it does sound lucrative. he he he.
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
24 May 10
oh. lack of time. well. being without a broadband connection for internet, or, living on a dial up connection, also are similar cures.
hope you are very busy in your real world. ... so, you escaped from the mylotocravia.
thanks for finding this funny! ..
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
mylot mania, or mylot o cravia.. both are the same. They give you addiction to this wonderful site.
thanks Rachelle and meluan..
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
we appreciate your concern. We are here to serve you. The site is still under construction. mean while, why don't you write down about your experience with mylotocravia? ...
thanks priyanka ... @consultrainer (4991)
• India
23 May 10
VIJI.. it is not my site. I have my own, family doctor online dot info.
it is done, and working. Please check my profile for the link.
