How can you tell if you're an older man's mid life crisis?

Well, the symptoms would include a. biting nails, b. dropping wallet every now and then c. fearing the fact that their wallets are empty so stuffing them a tad too much d. losing hair or getting them gray e. tying the shoe lace of the left shoe with that of the right shoe f. loving lousiest or loudest of music g. reading and discussing story books nobody would dare to read or discuss h. attending concerts that he ridiculed his wife for going i. tipping taxi driver a bit too much j. trying to croon, when he can barely whimper, leave alone bark k. apply too much of perfume because they know they really stink without that much l. Actually the list is much longer, would you like more to be listed?

Older guy needs to get his glasses checked.

I don't know if it is my post that you maybe have read, but yes I am with someone who is 19 years older than me... and no age does not matter to me or to him, but he does not get an ego boost by being with me, and I am certain on that. Maybe some men do see going with a younger woman as some kind of ego thing, but it is not all men some can be genuine about that kind of thing. I don't think that this is a sign of a man having a mid-life crisis either, although maybe again some you could say this is right, but with people that I know you can tell there is no mid-life crisis. We can't help our feelings for others regardless of their age, and could the same be said about some women who go with younger men (toyboys) are they having a mid-life crisis? Look at Barbara Windsor... she has a young man, and they have been together a long while, this cannot be her having a mid-life crisis and needing a young man to make her feel younger. I guess people can generate their own opinions on this subject, but I think that as everyone is different unless you know the people concerned you cant really judge or assume anything.