why..why, why....? spread the Why..

Malaysia
June 4, 2010 8:58am CST
life is full of it's little ironies.. there are so many things that we question and so many that we don't know the answers to. i've got a few questions of my own that have been troubling me throughout the years... 1.Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? 2.Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? 3.Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 4.Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? 5.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? if you know any of the answers, please let me know. if you have a nice & hilarious answer, please let me know too! thanks & happu myLotting!
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6 responses
basqui
@basqui (3888)
• Philippines
4 Jun 10
Lol, I love it! can i post this on my FB wall? haha! If this is right: the lemon juice: what's important there is the taste of lemon and not the real flavor. lemon dishwasher: The real anti-grease of lemon is important and o artificial chemicals have it. am I right?
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mario_stevens
@mario_stevens (6971)
• Malaysia
4 Jun 10
does that mean i've got to lick my clean dishes to taste real lemons..? hahaha... of course you can use it for you FB
basqui
@basqui (3888)
• Philippines
5 Jun 10
Well, just to test if there really is flavor in there, then you could, lol. I've posted it on my wall, thanks...
zed_k4
@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
5 Jun 10
LOL, me too.. I'd like to post these on my FB wall in time... awesome stuffs..
saphrina
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
4 Jun 10
Okay Mario, let me give this a try. 1. Because the store managers don't want the hassle of getting their products sold. 2. They want to make you think they are eating healthy. 3. I have no freaking idea. 4. The one who thought of that word, was bored with himself. 5. To make sure you get all the germs and fats from your dishes. MINE:: Why do people believe that ignorance can solve all their problems?? TATA.
saphrina
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
4 Jun 10
That's unfair, only two? And no, no ignorance is accepted. It cannot solve anything not even ''perceived.'' Yeah, i saw the tag.
mario_stevens
@mario_stevens (6971)
• Malaysia
4 Jun 10
only answers 3 & 4 are accepted hehe... and perceived ignorance actually solves more problems than true ignorance... oh shoot...now i can't act ignorant anymore..
mario_stevens
@mario_stevens (6971)
• Malaysia
4 Jun 10
noticed the 'sexy' tag that meluan gave me?
shav9292
@shav9292 (928)
• India
4 Jun 10
1.they healthy will get sick anyways so let them live for the moment and the sick have nothing to loose. 2.never ordered one,they dont make those where i live,thank god i dont have to face that irony. 3.the sun actually wants us to waste our time by making us think about it,ha i wont fall for that sun!! 4.beats me 5.hmmm they made the mistake ok naming the lemon juice dishwashing liquid and vice versa.cant belive i was drinking dish washing liquid all these years..hmmm
shav9292
@shav9292 (928)
• India
4 Jun 10
thank you !! have a nice day!!
mario_stevens
@mario_stevens (6971)
• Malaysia
4 Jun 10
and you have a nice day too!
mario_stevens
@mario_stevens (6971)
• Malaysia
4 Jun 10
Mario is Rolling On the Floor Laughing..! your answers are the closest to mine so far shav, and almost as hilarious too!
Ifamous
@ifa225 (14460)
• Indonesia
24 Jan 11
boy..you have many question here. err maybe i will add your question list, why are you asking this? it is ludicrous and ridiculous... it is human nature to have this all.that is my answer..
Always smiling
@allknowing (137928)
• India
12 Jun 10
1. Walking is a good exercise. See how thoughtful the Super Market Admin is! Because it is next to the huge ash tray. 2. Who says Diet Coke is not large? 3. Have you heard of hair tanning? 4. Artificial flavouring will not clean your dishes.
mario_stevens
@mario_stevens (6971)
• Malaysia
14 Jun 10
you've managed to shine new light onto my musings.. hehe... thanks allknowing
dayle59
@dayle59 (152)
• Philippines
5 Jun 10
#1 sounds very unfortunate to sick and trying to be sick people... tsk tsk.. #2 are for people trying to loose weight but dont know how. #3 of course has medical reason behind it. i think the hair doesnt have that melanin that makes our skin darker when exposed to the sunlight. #4 yeah but not as long as the other words. #5 well, some lemon juice are not made with artificial flavoring and as for the dish washing liquid, i think its not made with real lemons.^_^ all these things are just the irony's in life..^_^
mario_stevens
@mario_stevens (6971)
• Malaysia
5 Jun 10
yup...a perfect example of life's ironies and i've seen some sillier answers by my off line friends.. maybe i shouldn't have asked them when they were tipsy from all that drinking..