Goodness, what Weekend

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Hi everyone, Gissi here,(I am a Dog) well sort of We have got the Pain Puppy Zero this Weekend, he is going Home today He arrived Friday Night, his Mum and Dad went away yesterday so he has come to stay with us Friday Night ........Zero arrived with his Bags, when his Mum went he was sad and I did feel sorry for him, Mum was talking to him, about 10 minutes later he charged up to the Settee, pulled down the Big Cushion and he was beating it up for about 5 minutes, after that he was happy, he was throwing all his Toys about, running around, Mum was chasing after him because he aimed for the Toilet Roll, then he brought the little Bin from the Bedroom through, then he brought MY Blanket from my bed through Then he laid down for a bit, I was sleeping on the Settee on the big Cushion that he had been beating up, then he was bouncing of the Settee (he has not mastered jumping up on it yet) to get me to play, I snarled at him to leave me alone, then went back to sleep, next thing I thought the earth was moving, my Cushion was pulled from under me and next thing it was gone, the little Rascal had pinched my Cushion from under me, I was not impressed with him, he then smacked me on my Head, so I had a go at him, but I did not hurt him, I just let him know who the Boss is, he went running to Mum and hid behind her, Mum told him that it was his own fault as he would not listen to me, so I got some peace then Time for bed ................. Mum cleaned her Laptop and that, she had her Tablets on the Table ready to take, when the silly Puppy tried to get them, so Mum had to be fast, ok lights of, bed. Well first the Puppy was suppose to sleep in the Living Room, Mum heard a noise nd when she got up to check him, he was half way to the bedroom dragging his bed with him, Mum laughed and brought his Bed through.........did he sleep in his.........no he got in mine with me, so I told him of, he then bounced on the Side of Mum's Bed so she picked him and put him in her Bed, he went to sleep at the top of Mum's Head Saturday Morning.....I woke up and first thing I saw was Zero hanging over the end of the Bed looking at me (I was under the Bed) I come out from under the Bed and went to my Bed...................then............... I was having all these Chewies thrown at me, he was coming and throwing them at me, I was not happy, Mum picked him, laughing, told him to quit as I like to sleep long, when I come through to the Living room, it looked like a Bomb had hit it, there where toys everywhere and PP was running around, then he got his squeaky Ball, he was annoying me as all he did is squeak squeak squeak, I mean come on Pain I just woke up I do not need this but he would not stop till Mum got his attention onto another toy He then threw his Frisbee, great I was walking past and it nearly hit my Head, then for the rest of the Day he was not to bad, Roxy came to visit well she scared us all, Mum and Jean where talking next thing Mum said "Jean, Roxy is on the other Side of the Window" well Roxy had climbed out of the Window and was standing on the Window Ledge outside When Jean got her in I told Roxy it is not that bad that she has to go out the Window Then PP calmed down and I even let him sleep on the Settee with me as he was being good This morning he smacked me on the Head with his Paw to wake me up......hey it is only 5am just because Mum and you are up does not mean I have to get up so I told him of, he then sat there barking at me, so Mum come and got him What a Weekend but I suppose he is ok and not as bad as he was Did you have a good Weekend ....................... from Gissi