So.. You suddenly felt like farting.. What do you do?

@breisa (165)
New Zealand
June 14, 2010 4:33am CST
So.. You suddenly felt like farting, but you're in a public place? What do you do? Do you go ahead and release the gas in a very silent manner? (and say "OMG! Who was that?") Do you go to a clear coast and release it? lol.. I know it's embarrasing! I simply pass by, fart, then never look back. lol What do you do under these circumstances! Come on! Don't lie to me!
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tiffanymiro
@tiffanymiro (48)
• Philippines
14 Jun 10
haha.. i like this topic! There so many kinds of farting. The one that is silent non-smelly fart, silent smelly, the loud non-smelly, loud smelly, and the loud smelly with ____... hahaha. i would choose the silent smelly and never say it's me. :D.
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breisa
@breisa (165)
• New Zealand
14 Jun 10
lol.. XD I'd also go for that, but then I'll accuse the person next to me that he did it!
srganesh
@srganesh (6340)
• India
14 Jun 10
Yes! The best thing is to try hard to release it silently and showing no expressions at all, until others start. But my experiences says, the smell is very bad when you leave it silently.So, better leave the place immediately after the silent explosion.
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breisa
@breisa (165)
• New Zealand
14 Jun 10
really? I never knew it would smell that bad when done silently! I often do that, especially when I'm alone. (So now you know what I'm doing when I'm 50 meters away and walking alone. lol.)
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Biomechanoid
@Biomechanoid (2923)
• Estonia
14 Jun 10
A weird but good topic! I usually try to hold it back for as long as I can, until I can find some clear area with no people around me or until I am able to reach the restroom. However, if I've been holding the gas for too long and it's not likely for me to reach the clear area, I release it silently and then change my location, moving away from the "crime scene"
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breisa
@breisa (165)
• New Zealand
15 Jun 10
lol... "Crime Scene!" EPIC! XD
arreolabryan
@arreolabryan (856)
• Philippines
14 Jun 10
I would fart and never look back. But if I can avoid people when I fart I would go to a clear space. But if not sorry guys. :)) What if it was in an elevator with full of people. Would you fart? or go out the next stop?
breisa
@breisa (165)
• New Zealand
15 Jun 10
Well, if there were lots of people smacked inside an elevator and there is barely any space to move, then I'd definitely do it. :P I'm sure everyone will look around and say: "Who was that?" and of course I'd also look around and say the same thing so that I won't look suspicious. God! This is so funny. lol. But if the next stop is really really near, I guess holding it back is the best choice.
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mspitot
@mspitot (3824)
• Philippines
15 Jun 10
i usually hold it but if i can't hold it anymore, i just release it. anyway, mine doesn't smell bad so it's not really that a deal.
lovieron
@lovieron (129)
• Philippines
14 Jun 10
haha, it never happen to me so far... but usually when I fart it doesn't have any bad odor or something like that.. maybe when I'm in the house but not really in public places maybe because the gas itself is too shy to come out.
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breisa
@breisa (165)
• New Zealand
15 Jun 10
You have to try it on public once in a while! XD Then accuse your companion of doing it! haha