Oh so tired, what do you do to wake up in the morning?

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ok so this morning wasn't all that great for waking up, it's like my alarm clock set off a chain of events that lead to a time bomb i guess. Alarm goes off, it's papa roach last resort, i jump out of bed, some how blanket is hooked to me, i don't make contact with ground with both my feet, until blanket causes me to lose my balance and i faceplant, all at the same time removing the blankets from my wife and my children that don't sleep in their own bed. I recover myself, and blanket, and try to locate my phone which so happend to fly nearly all the way across the room and rest nicely under my dresser. so i go to go down stairs open my door and step in something not so nice feeling and cold, make it all the way down stairs and step in to a bigger pile of something that i was pretty sure my dog left behind for me. and boy do i wish i turned on the light before i went down. My dog got sick in 7, im not kidding seven spots last night, it was like he poopuked. im going to look it up in urban dictionary, if not is should be in it. needless to say this morning i had it rough and on the way to work i was feeling a lil sleepy and almost lost it. what do you do to keep yourself awake on the way to work, or what is your normal wake up routine? J