If animals could talk, what would they say?
By Laurelle11
@Laurelle11 (409)
Australia
July 8, 2010 11:37pm CST
With all these movies coming out at the theatres, has anyone else has though about what their pets would say to them if they could really talk and what would you do if your pet all of a sudden turned around and said hello to you. I think my dogs would probably spend all their time dobbing on my cat who seems to get great enjoyment out of tormenting them and they would probably blame each other for all the holes around the yard.
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18 responses
@luisadannointed (5802)
• Philippines
9 Jul 10
I guess my cat will tell us how he really feels about the cats outside our house who likes to bully him, most of the time our cat go home with lots of wounds because many cats hurt him.
Sometimes he go home hungry and looking for his food and then take a nap, I think our cat will tell us "I'm hungry give me my fish, and then ghive me some water"... then after that he will tell us.."I'm going to take a nap be quiet"...hehehehe, his always like that. And he even tell us when he is sick, our cat is very smart, he also know where to pee...hehehe.
@luisadannointed (5802)
• Philippines
9 Jul 10
That's very nice, I think your child has a gift to assess things and people,and I strongly believe that she too can be a great leader someday , because she can observe and analyzed things on her environment. God bless you and your daughter and your whole family.
@Laurelle11 (409)
• Australia
9 Jul 10
lol, your funny, my daughter thinks our cat runs the local cat mafia because he seems to rule all the cats in our street. She thinks the dogs are his bodyguards.
@spalladino (17891)
• United States
9 Jul 10
I have two dogs and one cat. I can already read the cat's mind...she doesn't like any of us...so she would be saying "stupid human" and "I will kill you, dog" if she could talk. My big dog would be telling us over and over again that she wants to go across the street to see the cows and my little dog would be speaking Spanish.
@Laurelle11 (409)
• Australia
9 Jul 10
You could be right, my dogs would probably only say where's the ball after they finished dobbing on the cat.
@Aurone (4755)
• United States
16 Jul 10
I am not sure that Freddie or Ashley would say much besides pet me and feed me, however I get the feeling that Carlye would be quite the talkative little feline and chatter away all day everyday, she pretty much does it anyways and I can't even understand her even though I do answer her.
@my_name_is_coco (4333)
• Philippines
10 Jul 10
if pets could talk,they would say:
-i'm hungry
-let's play
-don't go to work/movies/shopping,let's just play
-a dog might say:it's not my fault;the cat did it!
wild animals might say:
-don't destroy our homes.how would you feel if we destroy yours?
-leave us to live in peace in the wild.
@elleb0418 (1107)
• Philippines
9 Jul 10
They will say...you must love me,treat me well and please do take care of me and considered me as a member of your family.:):):)
@bkrm_gupt (219)
• India
27 Jul 10
They will say take care of me provide me with good and necessary things and be good friend and share our love.
@deafdiva (242)
• United States
9 Jul 10
Oh my dog would probably be saying "more!" LOL Whenever I stop scratching him he always bats at my hand for more. So, if you do think about it, animals actually do communicate with us in their own way.
@Professor2010 (20162)
• India
9 Jul 10
They do speak my friend just look at their eyes, the facial expressions..
Well if they really can talk, they would utter the same words as we do..
Thanks for sharing.
Welcome always. 
Cheers.
Professor
Cheers.
Professor
@Clickenecash (285)
• Philippines
9 Jul 10
The dogs would say: "All your bones are belong to us!". No seriously, with the size of their brains they would only be capable of saying sentences like, "I want food". This is also subjective. It will depend on what kind of animal we are talking about. If you consider a wild animal then I don't think they would talk the same as the domestic ones.
@veganbliss (3895)
• Adelaide, Australia
9 Jul 10
There are actually quite a few people who can communicate with animals - wild as well as pets. You might like to buy some of their books on Amazon. Some titles to look up: The Birds in My Life, The Dogs in My Life, The Noble Wilds. They can talk to animals like we talk with each other. Many animals can see into our past lives & theirs, as well as see into the near future. They do talk to us, but it is we who do not know how to listen.
@overratedlies (12)
• Puerto Rico
9 Jul 10
They would probably say how they feel, that they want food. What every human being says. Cats and dog, probably fight, if a dog sees another dog in front of their he would probably yell GET OUTTA HERE! I personally think it would be awesome to have animals talk, it would be easier to understand what they want, and easier to know the truth haha. I think my oldest dog would probably be yelling at the other 2 for screaming so much at any small living object, for example my youngest dog barks at birds, and the one in the middle does the same as the youngest, so yeah the oldest would she goes through so much torture hahahaha.
@jerikjames (1041)
• Philippines
9 Jul 10
That would be cool! Haha! It would be fun if they could really talk! My dog would probably say, "Hey human, yes you, you miserable human, come over here and give me a belly rub!" lol. It would also help them because they could tell the authorities about their owners who are manhandling them. They would also have equal rights with the humans, then they would be able commune with each other, plan world domination. Hey, they could, after all, they have superior physical abilities than us. They might have scientists who will use their poop to launch a biological warfare! Yikes! Maybe it's not so cool after all. ROFL
@FellJune (12)
• China
9 Jul 10
a cat say:Oh,where is my son?
a dog say:I do not want to have a T-shirt!
a pig say:I want to lose weight.
a horse say:Please , do not eat too much!
a cow say:My little son also needs milk!
a tiger say:The zoo invited me ,but I want to live by myself.
a mouse say:I am not afriad ,your cat is not hungry.
a mosquito say:Stop smoking,your blood tastes bad.
a bird say:I do not think you can hit me without the Sights.
a fish say:I always go to the surface to have a breath.
an elephant say:If I want to eat some meet,you may prepare 100$ a day for me.
an orangutan say:Hi baby,you taught me to spit to others yesterday.Haha this is my show .
a whale say:Oh my god,Japanese find me !
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a man say:What?I do not know what you are saying!
