the monster
By Valentin
@wmraul (2552)
Bucharest, Romania
July 19, 2010 6:25am CST
Motto:
[i]Hey now, all you sinners
Put your lights on, put your lights on
Hey now, all you children
Leave your lights on, you better leave your lights on
Because there's a monster living under my bed
Whispering in my ear
There's an angel, with a hand on my head
She say's I've got nothing to fear[/i]
Now, we like it or not, we admit it or not, we all have a monter living under each one of us bed. Smaller or bigger, darefull or shy, that monster attack our life when we espect less and may the reason we sometime "manage" to insult friends, loose jobs, things like that..
And the mot difficult is to accept the creature is there, under our bed, and influence us ..
I just clean out place under my bed and found a small spider only. I catch it and relocate him somewhere in plain nature.
Then I jut realize that that spider was monster's pet ... and now the monster is mad-mad and .. wait, I'll come back later, my house is on fire ...
heeelp !
HEEEEEEEEEEEELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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8 responses
@Torunn (8607)
• Norway
19 Jul 10
There's a big box of clothes living under my bed, and inside it lives the little gnome that runs away with one sock of each pair :-)
It's not very dangerous but it is quite hungry and eagerly awaits new socks to eat. If it can't get new socks it will atack tights and eat wholes in the toes ...
Sometimes it also sneaks out to hide passports, wallets and keys, just to remind you to feed it socks.
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@Torunn (8607)
• Norway
20 Jul 10
No, when the gnome takes your keys, he doesn't let anyone see them. Or she. Gnomes come in at least two genders. You might find them with the leftovers of his/hers last meal, a few threads from your favourite lucky sock :-)
If you live somewhere warm where you don't need a lot of sox they'll go for your shoes instead, and you'll end up with only shoes for your right foot. (gnomes prefer lefties, righties are too dry and conservative *he he*)
@merlinsorca (1118)
• United States
19 Jul 10
I have a very, very scary monster under my bed. It's invisible and it doesn't make a sound, so I never know where it is or what it's doing. And no one believes me when I say there's a monster under my bed.
That's right, the monster doesn't exist! 
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@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
20 Jul 10
The more you deny, bigger-stronger he become.
If is inviible, my advice is you buy several ink sprays and pread all over the room.
If this fail, bait with some cookies, candies, sweets something. Is well known monsters who live under people's beds love sweets. Spill sweets everywhere and you can spot the monster when rush to eat ..
Jut don't deny it, is there and may not be pleased you ignore ..
... hey ... hey, where do you take me ? Who are those 2 big guys ? Why do you dress me in that funny white very long sleeves shirt ?
@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
26 Jul 10
Obviously "little" jackets will not make them happy .. each one would claim proudly is .. BIG.
I just have had a small chat minutes a go with my monster from under the bed.
He told me he have competitions, there are some monsters also in both closets and one just show up and established his quartes in the oven ...
@Bhadine (594)
• Philippines
19 Jul 10
There are so many monsters or 'not-like-ours' under my bed like cockroaches and rats. I hate it whenever I see them and there are times that I cannot sleep at night because of their irritating noises. I am always busy that is why I rarely clean under my bed. However, sooner or later I will get rid of them.
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@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
19 Jul 10
Hehe, Bhadine ..
I was talking about the other kinda monsters from under the bed .. Sometimes they also use the closet as living place .. and to make our life a bit sour ...
as for cockroache and rats .. they might be monster's pets, don't kill them .. you'll make monter to be angry 
and who knows what he can do 
...
I was talking about the other kinda monsters from under the bed .. Sometimes they also use the closet as living place .. and to make our life a bit sour ...
as for cockroache and rats .. they might be monster's pets, don't kill them .. you'll make monter to be angry and who knows what he can do ...
@haxorfreek (523)
• Philippines
11 Jan 11
Well the worst monster i usually encounter these days arent under my bed or my closet. But usually knocks outside my door in the morning.
They call themselves IRS
@cream97 (29087)
• United States
25 Jul 10
Hi, wmraul. Very amusing!
I believe that there is a monster under every persons bed. I agree. Especially when they wake up being mean and ugly to someone. It surely is a monster that got inside of their brain when they were asleep. I have seen it all for my very own eyes. This is really true! I don't have any monsters under my bed. I can't even look up under my bed, there is no extra space underneath there.
I believe that there is a monster under every persons bed. I agree. Especially when they wake up being mean and ugly to someone. It surely is a monster that got inside of their brain when they were asleep. I have seen it all for my very own eyes. This is really true! I don't have any monsters under my bed. I can't even look up under my bed, there is no extra space underneath there.@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
26 Jul 10
Yo, Cream97.
You say there is no space under your bed ? Well, that's very bad !!!
The monster living under your bed is so strong and managed to have such authority on you he made you THINK there is no space there ..
Pay close attention, you need qualified professional help. Call ghost hunters and a couple of vodoo mags, and you'll need to burn 69 big flavoured candells 24/7 for next 3 month ...
@lady1993 (27224)
• Philippines
14 Feb 11
What? Is this line from a song? What do you mean the monster is after you? 
Are you talking about a Boogeyman- I used to be scared of what's under my bed before- but now, not so much. I just think that I have a guardian angel , and for my whole life, I haven't really seen any monster.
Are you talking about a Boogeyman- I used to be scared of what's under my bed before- but now, not so much. I just think that I have a guardian angel , and for my whole life, I haven't really seen any monster.