Crazy American

@dawnald (85146)
Shingle Springs, California
August 13, 2010 5:50pm CST
Here I am again spamming your inbox. Bad Dawn... So I am reminded of a story that happened on my first trip to Europe. Hopefully, I haven't already done a discussion on this one. I couldn't find it on search. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Anyway, I was with a group of college students going over to Germany to study at the University of Heidelberg for one year. For whatever reason, probably cheaper flight, we flew into Zurich, Switzerland. Actually, we weren't going to Heidelberg right away anyway. We were going to a small town near Freiburg called Staufen im Breisgau. There was a Goethe Institut there, and we were all going to take a 2 month intensive German course. Zurich was probably just as close to Staufen as Frankfurt. Oh yeah, where was I? So we're in Zurich for a few days before taking a bus to Staufen, and a few of us go out shopping for food. And we go into a deli and one of the girls asks (in German) for some Swiss cheese. The woman at the counter looks at her funny and replies that it is ALL Swiss cheese. Turns out that what she really wants is called "Emmentaler" cheese. So that's your little funny story and factoid for the day. Swiss cheese isn't Swiss cheese in Switzerland. Enough of the cheese discussions. :D Have you ever gone in to buy something, and found out that it was really called something totally different from what you were used to? We now resume our regularly scheduled programming...
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@AutumnGold (1056)
13 Aug 10
Hello Dawnald. How dare you spam my inbox with your discussions! I've never asked for anything that's been something else but my sister got laughed at in Louisville when she asked where she could get some f@gs...old I know but that's all that I could come up with
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
14 Aug 10
Dawn lashes self with a wet noodle for being an evil spamming nuisance... Yep, the f@g thing is a known major difference between British and American English, but still a lot of people here don't know how it's used over there...
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
14 Aug 10
Speaking of cheese........I wonder if they're called Moon Pies on The Moon.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
14 Aug 10
Sorry AutumnGold, I thought I hit the respond button to the actual discussion not under your comment.......I didn't mean to invade your comment. BAD BEAR!!! *puts self in corner*
@rocketj1 (6955)
• United States
14 Aug 10
Maybe it has to do with their neutrality?! LOL Here is America, our cheese is a bit more willing to take a stand. American cheese is called American cheese here! LOL
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
14 Aug 10
Yes, but is American cheese cheese?
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
14 Aug 10
I'd ask, by myLot would consider it a poll and delete it.
@rocketj1 (6955)
• United States
14 Aug 10
only if pasteurized process cheese "food" counts! LOL
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
14 Aug 10
That sounds like the guy who went to Brazil then asked for some Brazil nuts and when he got his nuts he looked at them and said..Hey these aren't Brazilian nuts. The guy looked at him and said all nuts in Brazil are considered Brazilian nuts. My sister dated a guy from Scotland for a time..and when we all went to Denny's and he asked for vinegar and chips the waitress brought him vinegar chips and he was like no mam this isn't what I want..and explained to her exactly..then he says we are crazy..but hey we aren't the ones calling french fries chips..lol..
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
15 Aug 10
Well from my understanding after reading up a little on it. That French Fries originally originated in Belgium and Americans called them French Fries because of the fact that Belgium's spoke French.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Aug 10
Makes as much sense as anything!
@fannitia (2167)
• Bulgaria
14 Aug 10
But why are they "french"?
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@ElicBxn (63594)
• United States
13 Aug 10
great story! I was in Zurich at one time too, but we weren't shopping at food stores, we did get watches tho... ANYWAY... While there we discovered fondue.... BRING it ON!!!
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@ElicBxn (63594)
• United States
14 Aug 10
hun, we have a pool here that you can go topless and there is a park, Hippie Hollow, where its clothing optional... been to both, the latter once, but kept all my clothes on...
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
14 Aug 10
I discovered topless beaches. Back then I had the figure to do that too. But I didn't.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
14 Aug 10
I walked into a gay bookstore once. Does that count?
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@Torunn (8607)
• Norway
14 Aug 10
Crazy, crazy Americans! When will they every learn? ;-) I haven't really done anything like that, but as my German is rather Austrian I've mixed up something some times. For example when I was shopping coke and mineral water when visiting a friend in Aachen, and the cashier asked if I wanted "eine Tüte". I just stared at her, as there's no way I could fit 4*1.5 liter bottles into what I think "eine Tüte" is. In Austria it is what you get ice-cream in! In Germany (north of Bavaria maybe) it's a plastic bag. And it took ages before I realized that Marillen and Aprikosen is the same thing. We say aprikos in Norwegian, but I have never eaten them here, so I assumed they were something else thatn the Austrian Marillen. I once asked my Scottish flatmate in Vienna if she wanted "Palatschinken" and got a horrified "But I'm a vegetarian!" back. But, as there's not Schinken in Palatschinken, that was no problem ;-) (for those who didn't go to German classes: Schinken = ham, Palatschinken = pancakes, Pfannkuchen in Germany)
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
14 Aug 10
Aha, I am now understanding why I had so much trouble in Austria. Kidding, but to me a Tüte is a grocery bag, I'm familiar with Aprikose and not Marille, and I'm strictly a Pfannekuchen sort of girl. :-) But this reminds me of a funny story. My husband is a funny sort of German. He was born in Bogota, Colombia, raised here in the US. His German is decent, but not totally grammatical, Hochdeutsch only. He went and visited his Aunt and Uncle up near the Belgian border. The Uncle speaks some kind of Mecklenburger dialect and his Aunt speaks some kind of Rhineland Plattdeutsch. Anyway, the Aunt says to him something like "geh mal runter, hol mir Paar Erpele ruf" (go down into the celler and fetch a couple of Erpele). Husband doesn't know what an Erpele is, but reckons he can figure it out. Gets down in the cellar and sees a few apples, potatoes and some other things. Thinks "Erpele", "Apfel". hmmm And brings up a couple of apples. At which point the Aunt and her sisters break up into hysterical laughter. Turns out that "Erpele" is dialect for "Erdapfel" (earth apple), ie potato. Thank goodness the Saxon side of the family speaks Hochdeutsch.
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@Torunn (8607)
• Norway
14 Aug 10
Maybe! I shared a kitchen with two blokes from Hungary and there were several others in the student home, and unlike the people from Northern Europe they talked German but not English (leaving those of us who did both to translate between East and North). Their German grammar was great, but it does sound a bit weird when you speak as you write. I'd say Tüte for ice-cream cones, Maronitüten (chesnuts? Kastanien?) but not for the plastic bags you use for groceries. That's "Sackerl". Sounds much bigger than Tüte *he he* And if you go to Julius Meinl am Graben you get them for free. It's a very posh shop. I think that if you get one of the hand-made ice-cream cones, you're supposed to call it "Stanitzl". My crazy Finish friends went to Austria partly to study Hungarian. Not a good idea, to study a difficult language in another language you're not really good in. They didn't learn a lot I'm afraid.
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@fannitia (2167)
• Bulgaria
14 Aug 10
This reminds me about a salad wich combines peas, pieces of potatoes, carrots and ham and mayonnaise. In my country we call it "russian salad". Years ago I foun out that in Russia they call it "french salad" and the french call the same thing "macedonian salad".
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Aug 10
that's hilarious!!! Does it taste like crap or what?
@Torunn (8607)
• Norway
14 Aug 10
I think you can buy something very similar here in Norway, but we call it Italian salad! Everyone wants to buy it, but noone wants to take responsibility for it :-)
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@Torunn (8607)
• Norway
16 Aug 10
It's mayo in it, so I suppose it tastes like crap! :-) I don't like mayo at all. But it's some kind of weird mix so that's probably why everyone tries to blame someone else. Or they thought that as Norwegians like Italian food, they could sell more. That could work with French in Russia I suppose, but not sure about Macedonian in France.
15 Aug 10
I suppose along the same lines, although not food related, is when I went to Turkey with my partner a few years ago. We were in a market and there were about three local gentlemen talking to us. When they found out my name was "Allie", they literally fell about laughing because to them it's a boy's name! I suppose it would be spelled "Ali" to them, but they really did find the concept hilarious. I was really surprised that they did think it was so funny!
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Aug 10
Surprise yeah, but hilarity? Interesting...
@DawGwath (1042)
• Romania
15 Aug 10
Did you ever went into a shop in your country, where your native language is spoken and when you went to the counter you would receive a response in another language? Twice? Yeah, happens a lot in my country, in the north-western regions because of some... "multi-cultural" influences. I'm not a nationalist, I actually hate what my people have done to my country but I expect to be treated as a citizen of this state, not as a foreigner.
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@DawGwath (1042)
• Romania
16 Aug 10
On the same premise I could assume that all black people that come in my shop will try to steal. But that's just wrong!
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Aug 10
it's happened to people here who look Hispanic, that they get responded to in Spanish instead of English, even though they don't speak Spanish...
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@jillhill (37354)
• United States
14 Aug 10
No but I have had to discribe something that I didn't know what it was called. You know...that whatamathingy! So I probably didn't know what it was called in the first place! LOL
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Aug 10
no no no it's a whosamawhatsis....
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
14 Aug 10
.........Am I on?...............ummmmmmmmmmm.............OK..............I accidently put my response in AutumnGold's response...................OK..........wait.......wait..................Speaking of cheese.................no........it don't work twice................I got nothing............
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
15 Aug 10
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Aug 10
Note to self: get bear a better GPS...
@hotsummer (13837)
• Philippines
14 Aug 10
i don't remember any thing like that happened to me. as i do make research online what or how it is called before buying something new like some imported products that i have not tried before. like some imported herbs or other ingredients. but i remember when i was young or a kid. when i go out to buy softdrinks, pepsi was the number softdrinks back then here in the philippines and not coke, and i will say pepsi then they will give me pepsi then i will say not pepsi but the other brand. i thought pepsi means softdrinks. so pepsi is just a brand and does not refer to all softdrinks. i was expecting they will ask me what kind of pepsi. LOL. the same goes for a toothpaste. i will say colgate when i actually mean close up. we have small stores in the philippines where we can buy items like one item at a time. like any house here can just open a mini store in front of the house. so there is where we usually buy things we need only to buy one item. but for bulk items we got to groceries . anywayss, i was not the only having that mistake. almost all kids of my age back then say the same things as we were not aware of that yet. and when i was kid in the 1980's i think that even some young adults back then made that kind of mistake also. as maybe they were not aware of the word toothpaste or softdrinks like i didn't back when i was small as english is not our first language and we didn't have a word for that in our own language. so if i didn't know the word for it i though the brand name is the proper name for it that is why kids usually use the brand name when referring to softdrinks and toothpaste though it is not what actually they wanted to buy.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Aug 10
Over here it's more like coke is the generic, lots of people just say coke when they mean cola, or even soda...
@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
14 Aug 10
Oh yes! Big time. For perhaps 20 years or more, I did not eat a fish out here called dolphin. It took me that long to realise that they were not eating flipper
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
14 Aug 10
My sister-in-law had the same problem with dolphin fish until she learned that it wasn't dolphin!
@vandana7 (100282)
• India
14 Aug 10
No. :) But it was funny and yeah, it made me smile! Bad Dawn you said? Well, its been bright, sunny dawn out here. :)
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Aug 10
here too, but too early in the morning, darn cat woke me up!
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
14 Aug 10
Dawny, it took you half an hour to get to the point. I got lost between zurich and europe. In any way, i did not find something like it. You will be the first to know, when i have trouble getting what i want as i know it. What are we resuming again? TATA.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Aug 10
Silly girl, Zurich is IN Europe...
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
15 Aug 10
@barehugs (8973)
• Canada
14 Aug 10
hand stretched, deep fried, Canadian Pastry - These beaver tails are famous in the Ottawa area of Ontario Canada
Many countries have their own names for food invented by their citizens. Canada has "Beaver Tails. Beaver Tails are hand stretched deep fried pastries. No where else , (but in Canada) can you buy a Beaver Tail pastry!
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
14 Aug 10
I think somebody else told me about beaver tails when I did my beaver discussion. Looks yummy...
@much2say (55606)
• Los Angeles, California
15 Aug 10
Hee hee!! That's never happened to me (do you know I've never been to any other country other than Mexico?). But I do have related story (well, not really, but it's what it made me think of). We have some friends (and their cousins) who are technically "Thai", but they have lived in Laos, Cambodia, China and moved around from country to country as kids . . . and they say they have NO language mastered because of that. They speak English with an accent, but they couldn't even tell you what accent that is - ha ha. Anyways, we all went out to dinner one night at a Thai restaurant - and most of us had leftovers and needed a container. We told our friend's cousin to ask for a box for us . . . so in Thai (supposedly) he asked the waitress for a container - and she looked at him weird. Anyway, she came back and put 1 styrofoam cup in front of him. We just busted up laughing (maybe it's one of those things where you had to be there . . . ).